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I hope we utterly demolish them in court It's not Farhad the clueless goggle eyed freak in control anymore We've got cold calculated yanks who aren't just going to sit by and do nothing

Apparently we’ve played both of those teams Knocked Old Etonian’s and Royal Engineers out of the FA Cup at different times

I decided to check when we first ever played Manchester United 1889 apparently Beat them 3-1 when they were still Newton Heath

Get the Royal Engineers out of retirement

They were unimaginably bad today City look mortal this season as well so they might have been able to get something if they weren’t so pitiful

That’s extraordinarily lame

Him and Russell Martin must be having a competition to see who can get sacked first

United have been shellacked

Was he still in the United half when that ball was played?

Big Harry Maguire here to save the day…

United are absolute mince I hope we don’t meekly roll over for them at their gaff this season like we always seem to

Is it something where he’s in the away end itself so they have them in the away team’s colours?

Sunday League goalmouth scramble there

Honestly don’t know who I want to win this Don’t really care for either of them at the moment

Sensational goal

Phil Foden isn’t a “Mancunian” television host, he’s from Stockport

United just have no clue what to do with these Don’t know if that’s because the players are carp or if it’s because Pep has Amorim’s pants down

probably more a system issue Brentford was an Mbuemo feeding machine United aren’t

Didn’t realise Uzbekistan and Jordan had qualified for the World Cup Some fresh teams there at least

Seriously though, why are footballers so crap at throw ins these days? Rory Delap needs to start having seminars or something