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Seems about right for a team that loves more than one keeper on the bench

Seen a few strange takes about the new stadium being a cue to ditch all current club traditions lately. It's like when your local pub gets renovated and they rip out the stone floors and log burners and 'modernise' it with flatscreen TVs, Union Jack cushions and those hilarious gin pun posters.

Do the words Vinny Samways mean nothing to you?

Was he the lad who was tearing it up when he was like 13? Always wondered what happened to him

Barkley should be the first through the door this summer. Exactly the kind of midfielder we don't have.

This is Everton though, you can't rule it out

What would be worse, him signing for Man Utd or Aston Villa?

If Saka doesn't win a penalty off Young then he shouldn't go to the Euros.

It's quite good isn't it.

Because I've seen things you couldn't even imagine.

Branthwaite's involvement in the new kit reveal gives me some hope that we're planning on keeping hold of him

Great shout. He is utterly awful.

What will happen to the clowns operating it? How will they collectively improve by the start of next season?

Sooo...referees then?

Praying to the football gods for VAR to be scrapped. I hate what it represents and what it's done to football. If I read 'it's not VAR, it's the refs' as a reason to keep it in place one more time I think I'll explode.

JB is definitely better. Stones was brilliant too, but he always had a touch of being a bit lightweight for us. Branthwaite is absolutely solid.

I'd like them to vent it when we're losing 3-0 at half time. That smell and the sound of booing, it'll be like going to the 4D cinema

Possibly not, he's one of the models for the new kit, so they must be thinking of keeping him

Real one is darker.

There are swimming baths that have more seats than that stadium