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I assume it's the hand that has all the fingers intact? 😜 Josh Wander is unfortunately a jarg version of Bernie Madoff. Bernie had billions upon billions of dollars to play with for almost 3 decades before getting caught. When I first heard the name 777, I had one look at their website and...

Well, another word for a PI is a '[Poor language removed]', so....

😂 😂 Dios mío! The size of the cajones on this muchacho! Thomas... You feeling a bit cocky tonight mate? He's already fleeced us enough times in the past, thanks to Billy boy. Don't worry about ol' Danny boy. If he wanted to, he could bend us over a barrel tomorrow. Your summary mate...

Well Matty... That's how many billionaires there are currently in the world. Probability states that at some point we should snag one. But if you want to help... Get out there Matty! Start hustlin' and find us one!

Well mate, at least he's not a bog average clown. Being French, he's one of those artsy-fartsy clowns like from Cirque du Sole.

Matty, it's going to be one of the obscure, eccentric cousins of the Arab royal families. Sigh.. The arab 'Steve Urkel', so to speak.. Every time he stuffs up, he says... With a name like Agmed or Ismail. You just know it's going to happen. 🤦‍♂️

Great Scott! Is that a Marty McFly reference mate? 😂

If translated to Latin... Then yes.

C'mon Johnny, B Goode and find a way to come through for us!

Then he cleans himself off with some wet wipes, catches a glimpse of his reflection in the mirror, and mumbles to himself... To which he psych's himself up into becoming the 'Mosh-inator'! And then ultimately another day passes in which sweet bugger all happens. 😤

The French way mate... Just like his special power to insult other players by making a reference to their children: https://metro.co.uk/2024/02/18/neal-maupay-finally-breaks-silence-said-kyle-walker-20300703/ Yeah Neal mate... This isn't France. What might sound fun and harmless over there...

The 'Yo mama's so fat' joke Dyche told to set Patterson off in Portugal.

The Red Dragon Awakens... I for one welcome our new Chinese Overlords. All that Red State Commie money... Oh yeah! Plus have you ever watched 'Shaolin Soccer'? We'll be kung fu'ing the opposition all over the pitch mate!

FFS. Just another day in Phil Collin's proverbial paradise I guess. 🤦‍♂️ Even the bookies hate us. Seriously, did we do something to piss everyone off and we're just unaware of it?!?

Wowzers! Straight and to the point. 😳 Did you hurt his feelings mate?

A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell... 😜 But if you knew what went on in most boardrooms at an executive level, you'd be flabbergasted mate!

Actually, technically yes. We're just paying him 90k a week to run around the field and act like a tit. In that case, we're actually getting good value for our money.

Well, he is an accountant after all. And believe you me, the stereotype that accountants are the most boring and uninteresting people is a fallacy. He's probably balls deep in a BDSM bi-sexual, bi-species orgy, snorting beak off of a ladyboy's arse crack whilst getting pegged as we speak...

Bite the pillow lads, I'm going in dry. 🤦‍♂️ I would most certainly hope not! There's a very good chance that this time in the next 1-2 years our very good mate Josh Wander could be trying his hardest not to drop the soap during shower time in Cell Block C.