Man Suing Greggs After Having Sexual Intercourse with a pasty.

[EFC David]

http://www.veooz.com/photos/VH1qf6Y.html


Must have been sausage roll playing.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

@MoutsGoat

 

[ijjysmith]

This day gets better and better.

 

[Groucho]

Is this faked?

He's put his penis in a fresh pasty. A pasty he knows to be hot. Very hot, one of the hottest things known to man, in fact.

What did he expect would happen? Either way, the article says he reheated it so it won't stand up in court (tee hee).

Everyone knows Sayers are better.

 

[TGW89]

OK that's enough internet for one day....

 

[DualityNSNO]

Is this faked?

He's put his penis in a fresh pasty. A pasty he knows to be hot. Very hot, one of the hottest things known to man, in fact.

What did he expect would happen? Either way, the article says he reheated it so it won't stand up in court (tee hee).

Everyone knows Sayers are better.

I don't believe this to be true.

 

[TGW89]

Is this faked?

He's put his penis in a fresh pasty. A pasty he knows to be hot. Very hot, one of the hottest things known to man, in fact.

What did he expect would happen? Either way, the article says he reheated it so it won't stand up in court (tee hee).

Everyone knows Sayers are better.

It will if the beak happens to be scoffing a pasty while overseeing proceedings...

 

[Groucho]

I don't believe this to be true.

Nor me.

 

[chrissyjack]

He could have gone to the £1 bakery and saved himself 30p.

 

[Duncan Disordely]

It's from the Sunday Sport..

 

[EFC David]

Nor me.

Don't ruin it for me!

 

[tommye]

 

[Groucho]

Don't ruin it for me!

Simply go down to Greggs and recreate the incident with your own pasty.

 

[tommye]

Simply go down to Greggs and recreate the incident with your own pasty.

I'd imagine the Cornish variety would be best.......

 

[chrissyjack]

Does it say what pasty it was ?