Had a nice Christmas? Ready to play some cringey half Scottish shitheads? Course you are, and if even if you’re...
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Not that now is a particularly good time to talk about Everton more than we usually would but there’s been...
Another week, another moody draw. That’s seemingly how we roll at the moment. A period of supposedly winnable games is...
You ready? It’s homage to jarg MTV rap battles this weekend as east coast takes on west coast. Obviously the...
Hey there.It’s been a weird old week since we last corresponded. And by corresponded I mean me writing too many...
Winning comes uncomfortable to most Evertonians. If we received a parcel with one million pounds through the post we would...
Seems like beards since we last played doesn’t it? An unprecedented assault on the French resulting in an outpouring of...
Nothing stirs the spirits like Everton giving someone a good tonking. Sure, there’s hard fought wins and comfortable two nils...
How you doing?Ups? Downs? A little or a lot of both? You’ll do for Everton. Maybe there’s some rule in...
Well that was that then.     It was a weird weekend with everything that happened, and one...
Back to it then. That weekend thing we do where sometimes it’s great and sometimes it’s not so great and...
You know that part in the movie (sorry, fill-um) where it’s going sound about thirty minutes in? You’re sat there...