January Transfer Window 2023

[windymiller]

Fulham now signed someone, we are officially the only club not to make a signing this window. We're joint bottom.

 

[MKS]

The precedent was set when the majority allowed the Arteta money to disappear without any explanation. This is just a flow on effect of years of Stockholm syndrome

 

[blu87554]

Imagine the scenes at Everton HQ, like those in that movie the Wrestler. Tables with doctors and nurses ready for running a medical, lawyers and managers sitting iddling their thumbs, hospitality employees with stacks of Everton DVDs The Golden years...and yet nobody shows up. Not even Ayew.

 

[tommye]

More than @tommye

Absolute 'kin monster!!!!

 

[Taifi gorm]

The precedent was set when the majority allowed the Arteta money to disappear without any explanation. This is just a flow on effect of years of Stockholm syndrome

 

[Tony’s Carp]

Play the kids
Oh heck we have sent them all out on loan

We really are going to have to push the panic button and recall Dobbin. We need bodies.

 

[summerisle]

We'll end up with Ibrahim Ayew, the even shitter brother currently playing for Bruno's Magpies FC in the Gibraltar leagues.

'Leagues' ? How many clubs are there, it's only 3 miles long and 0.75 miles wide.

 

[MisterJ]

Bloody hell Forest have hijacked him

They won't be happy until they and Chelsea have signed all the players between them

 

[everton1953]

Just switched on. The same lunatics talking to each other. You must be crazy. Ace gangster pic on Amazon Prime. Back to it now. Have fun lunatics.

 

[Runub]

Fulham now signed someone, we are officially the only club not to make a signing this window. We're joint bottom.

No worries. Dyche said we have good players

 

[Robbo05]

The way we are ran, I can see a reiteration of this just before his signing is confirmed.

The left hand doesn’t even know there is a right hand, let alone what it’s doing.

Oh, we all know what their right hands are doing….

 

[HalfTimeSayers]

Fulham now signed someone, we are officially the only club not to make a signing this window. We're joint bottom.

They are all going to look really silly when we rocket past them.

 

[ProZ]

Iv got a boss idea that will keep us up sell our starboy and get 45m trousering the lot

 

[Mr Happy]

Fulham now signed someone, we are officially the only club not to make a signing this window. We're joint bottom.

Rock bottom by 3pm Saturday

 

[Julio Ananas]

FFS