6 + 2 Point Deductions

[Shibbywiggles]

Roses are red
So’s Richard Masters
Give us our points
You complete set of bastards!

Roses are red
The points are our rights
Give them back now
Kopites are gobshites

 

[MisterJ]

Maybe we can get the mods to set the filters to change all instances of swearing on the site to default to Richard Masters.

Would make for an interesting read, especially on a match thread...

 

[Kevsleftpeg]

Roses are red
The points are our rights
Give them back now
Kopites are gobshites

Roses are red
Corruption's not funny
Give us back the points
And find the Arteta money

 

[Blue Willy]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem doesnt rhyme
Fancy a bum?

 

[GoldenToffee]

Redchite are red,
Ebertoh are blue,
Masters is a quilt,
And he smells of poop.

 

[dublinbluenose]

 

[MACCA75]

If we don’t get any points back then I’m all for quitting the league and touring the world like the Harlem Globetrotters. Take Marine reserves with us.

 

[Dixieslaces]

Today’s the day for romance and joy
‘Tween boy and girl, or boy and boy
Embrace your love with music and dance
Dicky’s going home in an ambulance

Missing a bit of Girl Girl here

just saying like, for the Connoisseurs amongst us!

 

[royalblue66]

Third breach incoming, (according to Whyness,) legal bills.

 

[Kevsleftpeg]

Redchite are red,
Ebertoh are blue,
Masters is a quilt,
And he smells of poop.

I read that in an Umai Emery voice.

 

[royalblue66]

Third breach incoming, (according to Whyness,) legal bills.

Was on Everton news, looks like it’s been removed. ???

 

[Juissi]

Roses are red
And violence is bad
But with Dickie Masters we could make exception.

 

[SLAVEN BILIC]

I’ve put this together to save myself looking at the table and trying to work out where we’ll be based on what we get back.

Points Back

1pt = 17th
Points from RZ = 0 (out on GD)

2pts = 16th
Points from RZ = 1

3pts = 16th
Points from RZ = 2

4pts = 16th
Points from RZ = 3

5pts = 15th
Points from RZ = 4

6pts = 15th
Points from RZ = 5

7pts = 14th
Points from RZ = 6

8pts = 13th
Points from RZ = 7

9pts = 13th
Points from RZ = 8

10pts = 13th (level with Fulham in 12th)
Points from RZ = 9

 

[DanB90]

I’ve put this together to save myself looking at the table and trying to work out where we’ll be based on what we get back.

Points Back

1pt = 17th
Points from RZ = 0 (out on GD)

2pts = 16th
Points from RZ = 1

3pts = 16th
Points from RZ = 2

4pts = 16th
Points from RZ = 3

5pts = 15th
Points from RZ = 4

6pts = 15th
Points from RZ = 5

7pts = 14th
Points from RZ = 6

8pts = 13th
Points from RZ = 7

9pts = 13th
Points from RZ = 8

10pts = 13th (level with Fulham in 12th)
Points from RZ = 9

Can you put this in the form of a romantic poem?

Cheers.

 

[blue to the bone]

Everton are blue
Roses they are red
When this appeal result is announced
Let's see what happens @matty1878's head.