If Everton Was A Car...

[Marco Materazzi]

A classy Fiat Punto

 

[Dell Boy]

There's only one lads: Ford Sierra Cosworth

Boss in the 1980s and still retains a bit of charm amongst certain enthusiasts!

 

[SpeedEFC]

A VW Golf GTi; quick, practical, well liked and a lot of bang for your buck that was at its best in the 80s. Sadly these days it's lost a bit of its lustre as the designers have let it become more like a regular hatchback rather than the quick and nippy original version. It's still a good car, it just needs some real direction to get it back to where it once was.

 

[Frank Drebin]

afternoon frank how are you today mate.

Not bad C-dude, haven't got out of my pyjamas since I finished work on Wednesday morning to become a slave to my netflix queue.

 

[The Esk]

We'd be a Bristol - deeply unfashionable, and only acknowledged by those that get it

 

[evertony]

A Jensen Interceptor.......always looks good to those who only have eyes for it alone, and who forgive a few wrongdoings.

 

[jtl60]

The Toyota Celica GT4 from Sega Rally.

Because car games may have progressed to bigger and flashier things but you still cant beat Sega Rally

 

[Eggs]

...classic, very old and not performing like it used to. A bit like me really.

 

[Frank Drebin]

very nice mate what you been watching.

All four seasons of Arrested Development again mainly ha.

 

[Frank Drebin]

very good mate hope you enjoy it when you back at work.

The pyjamas come off tomorrow morning unfortunately matey.

 

[Blackwatch1878]

 

[tendywoms]

A factory standard Subaru Forrester. Noting to look at but performs beyond its expectations and can be a wolf in sheep' clothing!

 

[EvertruvianMan]

Stuck in the stone age.

 

[Yeldah]

Toyoto - Nondiscript in appearance, inexpensive yet very dependable, sometimes sexy, but mostly boring...

 

[The Esk]

afternoon mate how are you today.

Very good thanks Carlos - looking forward to a weekend in San Sebastian - hope all is good with you and your family.