messymascot
Player Valuation: £35m
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Scored his quota now, another 14 games without a goal beckonsAs if by magic![]()
Wouldn’t bother me if I never see him in an blue shirt again. Absolutely useless. Never a striker
Trash of a striker. What does he do?

Doesn’t shut me up. He’s still dire. One goal won’t change that factAnd then he shuts us all up
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