2021/22 Michael Keane

[Saint Domingo]

Keane played well for the most part under Ancelotti. He's not a great player but good managers can make him a useful one.

We have Rafà Benitez

He was awful last season. Cost us the win in the spurs game all by himself. He’s a walking catastrophe.

 

[Welshy]

Tin man returns. Get some WD-40 out, he can't move those limbs.

 

[Toffeeslam]

Couldn’t give him away his so bad

Totally useless

 

[Chris O'Connor]

He was awful last season. Cost us the win in the spurs game all by himself. He’s a walking catastrophe.

He had very good spells of form under Carlo who got the best out of him. Good managers have that ability. He's not a great player by any means so will have bad spells, good managers cope and use him accordingly.

Everton have always had injuries and injury crises, we've never been this low or threatened relegation since the dark days of Unsworth panicked the board into approaching Allardyce.

Benitez has taken a mid table team and turned them into relegation favourites. Keane is consistently awful.

It's called the Rafä effect

 

[thorney33]

I wish I got paid to be fat, slow and useless at my job.

(Well, I do, but that’s not the point…)

 

[Dublin blue 75]

How did he manage to get an England cap

 

[Sharpies volley]

Dreadful Centre half. Peter Billinge was better.

 

[Frenk]

Please, nobody say this guy is a good defender! He is bloody awful, one of the worst we have had.

 

[atypicalusername]

Honestly the first goal was just bad luck, stretching for the ball but the second he was asleep and too close to Godfrey. Needs to do better in the second half

 

[Toffeelover]

An embarrassment.

 

[sageyefc]

5 years of this now and he still has his cheerleaders that’ll pop up after he has his one good game in 10. Useless oaf

 

[Frenk]

He had very good spells of form under Carlo who got the best out of him. Good managers have that ability. He's not a great player by any means so will have bad spells, good managers cope and use him accordingly.

Everton have always had injuries and injury crises, we've never been this low or threatened relegation since the dark days of Unsworth panicked the board into approaching Allardyce.

Benitez has taken a mid table team and turned them into relegation favourites. Keane is consistently awful.

It's called the Rafä effect

He was bloody awful under Carlo too. Without a confident player next to him he’s a liability.

 

[Chris O'Connor]

He was bloody awful under Carlo too. Without a confident player next to him he’s a liability.

I've replied to similar a few posts ago

 

[steven]

Honestly the first goal was just bad luck, stretching for the ball but the second he was asleep and too close to Godfrey. Needs to do better in the second half

I know you seem to like Michael Keane but he was dreadful for the first goal as well - positioning all wrong.

He has no confidence, crumbles when he makes a mistake and is nowhere near good enough. He is the perfect example of all the things wrong with us on a football pitch.

 

[GoldenToffee]

Worst of the worst. Our players must be petrified when he's in the side. Think he's got about 4 years left on his contract at well.