Match Thread Everton v Crystal Palace - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

Your Everton MOTM vs Crystal Palace


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Thinking we might be better to just start this game with 10 men to save the wear and tear of the red cards for the officials. Kind and considerate and all that.
And we then go down to 8 men. Richarlson sent off because he tripped over his own feet. And Coleman gets sent off because he shouted to Keane to wake up. Both sendings off confirmed as legal and above board by the sky pundits. Aarrgghh…..
Never mind starting with 10 men. I’d prefer that we started with 15. And we’d still find a way of balderdashing everything up.

But no worries. We will turn up on Thursday. We have to. We just have to..
Up the Toffees. Lampards drilled and disciplined Toffees…..
 


Everton Layer Cake

You're born Blue, you take sh*t from that lot. You get out in the world, you take more sh*t from that lot. You climb a little higher, you take less sh*t from them. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you think you've forgotten what sh*t even looks like. And then along comes Clive or Pierluigi and your back on the floor. Welcome to the Everton layer cake son.
 

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