Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

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I'm incognito on holiday on an island far far far away...



England u21 player and can play as central midfielder or a sitting anchor

Like Carrick and decent set piece delivery.



For those claiming "Gordon has no choice" if we accept the bid...

...its ALWAYS down to the player.



Used to like Sarr but I'd much rather we stayed away now...had a poor season last year.

Terrier is a strange one as he looks great but zero caps?

Gallagher and Broja are the ones id want.



Thats actually mental.
Good post, especially the bit about transfers ultimately requiring the players assent (unless his last name is de Jong). I'm 100% taking Terrier and forget about the caps. Most players couldn't get a game for the present France side in attack.
 

Sorry, I forgot you're a colonial.

Club Call was a premium rate phone line that dealt in transfer jarg back in the 80s and 90s.

Yes, I discovered this. Absolutely love the 'colonial' bit.

Check teletext for news...

Find a one liner hinting about a top player signing...with a phone number next to it....

...leave the house and go to a newsagent to get change...

...find a phonebox...


...insert £2 and call the number...

Continue to insert £1 coins until you're out of cash.

Go home.

Repeat the next day until you have to cancel a few cheques.

Players linked dont sign.

Vow to never use clubcall / teamtalk again.

Rinse and repeat.
 
Check teletext for news...

Find a one liner hinting about a top player signing...with a phone number next to it....

...leave the house and go to a newsagent to get change...

...find a phonebox...


...insert £2 and call the number...

Continue to insert £1 coins until you're out of cash.

Go home.

Repeat the next day until you have to cancel a few cheques.

Players linked dont sign.

Vow to never use clubcall / teamtalk again.

Rinse and repeat.

I think they must have had their best day ever the day they linked Batistuta to Ipswich Town.
 
Henry backed Terrier for a France call-up that was in May 2022.

Good post, especially the bit about transfers ultimately requiring the players assent (unless his last name is de Jong). I'm 100% taking Terrier and forget about the caps. Most players couldn't get a game for the present France side in attack.

Looks a fabulous player.

Where have the £25mil rumours come from?

His club usually sell for big money.


Yeah I'm almost positive all that would go to Spurs. There's no way we sell him without making a single Payment to them and they don't take everything.

I think they have a 25% sell on but i may be wrong.
 

They are, they're rubbish, ipso facto we as a club get a bit more rubbish. They are worse than the players that came before them. Rondon is one of the worst players we have ever had. He's worse than Tosun, ffs.

Nope, you could not be more wrong.

We are in a mess becasue of the big money signings......not the free players and the £1.6 million ones.
 
Check teletext for news...

Find a one liner hinting about a top player signing...with a phone number next to it....

...leave the house and go to a newsagent to get change...

...find a phonebox...


...insert £2 and call the number...

Continue to insert £1 coins until you're out of cash.

Go home.

Repeat the next day until you have to cancel a few cheques.

Players linked dont sign.

Vow to never use clubcall / teamtalk again.

Rinse and repeat.
We called it a 1-900 number over here. Oddly from your perspective, the advertised ones never seemed to be about sports. It was always a psychic or phone sex, though the latter was always subtext because it's the US.
 
I want 4-3-3

I want a left footed CB next to Tarkowski.

I want Patterson to bomb on, whilst Myko is more defensive.

I want a holding midfield who can tackle anything and resist the press. (Gana/Garner)

I want a box-to-box midfielder next to him who does it all. (Onana)

I want a more attacking central midfielder to get into the box. (Gallagher)

I want a right winger who can tuck inside, pull full-backs away from Patterson and slice teams with balls into the box/through passes (McNeil)

I want a left winger who is fast, can score goals and can beat a man. (Terrier/another)

I want a striker that can occupy defenders, who can hold the ball up, knock the ball on, can slot chances. (DCL/Broja/Moffi)
 

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