Turns out they misheard, and instead we’re re-signing Keane, who moves around a football pitch like a manatee.
Anyway, I’ve got faith in our overlords to be moving and shaking in the shadows, and that they’ll drop a couple of unexpected scarves...
Newcastle innit? Isak will go to them lot and he’ll be their number 9. I foresee modest goal returns and fan adoration because he puts himself about. A minimum of 4 PL goals per season against Everton.