Recent content by cjuk87

I cringe at it now. But back when I used to sit in the Family Enc, Pistone was having another nightmare game and as he jogged past, I lost it, shouting "Fk off Pistone! Fk off back to Italy" he stopped (whilst the game was going on) and shouted back "You!! You fk off back to Italy!" Not sure...

I'm not reading all that mate. We don't do long posts here, we boo or get our hopes up. Next time, just say koff Davek. P.S. Hope Wolves stay up!

Depends really doesn't it? Has Dom gone on another run of 15+ games without a goal and looked shabite in front of goal? Or has he slotted 5 in the last 4?

Agreed, I keep reading he badly messed up all 3. On another day, he gets the 2nd and possibly 3rd. Pickford makes those types of saves and we lavish him with praise. Sometimes, the other teams players can do things right and it's not just our players doing things wrong.

Imagine reading that sentence before the season began. You'd believe we were potentially fighting for Europe :lol:

Everyone's quick to blame Dyche for everything, but I don't hear your appreciation for this. Thank you Mr Dyche. Top of the league!

That's just actually made me feel a little sick. I've been strutting around confidently and now all I can think of is the most Everton thing to ever happen :lol:

Rumour has it, he showed them the video of Dyche at Burnley saying "These (Everton) don't know how to win" Dyche tried the same tactic, but players were confused at seeing 2 Dyche's in front of them and assumed it was an old episode of Eastenders, with the Mitchell brothers.

I want our latin speaking players reading it before each game. I want them to read it over and over until they realise, they haven't listened to a word Moyesy has said. That's the Everton we know and love.

I know a lot of you will fume, but honestly? Liverpool. I sit in PE6, so very close to the away fans, I can hear them better than most sections of the ground. The fact they allowed me to have a whispered chat with my mate, I could hear myself think AND they didn't sing any anti scouse songs...

Park End massive here bruv. None of those restricted views, we're all boos!

All the food is named after ex players. Corrr Ian (snodin) chicken. (Graeme) sharp cheddar and bacon pie. (Li) Tie curry. (Sidibe you f**kin) Doughnut.

Other councils look at us and ask "what would Everton Liverpool Council do"

It's criminal that they've had half a decade to draw up plans and the only things they've done is: Stop everyone parking anywhere even remotely close to the ground Put some barriers up and claim "job done" Everton need to step in at this point and call them out publicly. It's a mess and a...

I have a section in my garden ready for them. Up against the wall, looking out over the garden. I want to sit in my seat and watch my son play football.