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    Who IS good enough for Everton?

    He was smoking last time seen at the crematorium
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    Summer 2018 Transfer Window

    Booooooo
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    Professor Denise Barrett-Baxendale

    Give her the number 9 shirt
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    World cup wishlist thread.

    After an elbow from Ramos to the head
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    World cup wishlist thread.

    Liverpool’s keeper called Hoo Ami
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    World cup wishlist thread.

    Only if it’s in the Lisbon
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    2017/18 Wayne Rooney

    And going to see slappers
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    Understated heroes who have made huge contributions to EFC.

    Whoever set fire to the Wimbledon coach
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    2017/18 Tom Davies

    Kenny mate Kenny the blue most people would think of if you said Jonjoe
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    Shani Tarashaj

    Like a new signing
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