If I was on the Everton bench and Dyche was bigging me up and telling me to limber up to get subbed on, I’d be like “Hell no, bruv, I’m not getting involved in this car crash, lol”
We haven’t got any money to sack the manager and hire a new one, but what’s to stop us running out Dyche’s contract and not filling the Manager’s position once he leaves?
Do we even need a manager, Mosh can just tell the players to go out there...
Could be for the best. Bin Everton and Goodison in one hit and pretend there never was. There's a few clubs from back in the formative years that've been consigned to history. Bow out with whatever remaining grace there is, and be lost to history.