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Just for context for those of us not old enough to remember. If you're of a nervous disposition look away now.

Glenn Keeley - Goodison Park on 6 November 1982 Keeley truly made his mark. Allowing Kenny Dalglish to get the wrong side of him, Keeley pulled the Liverpool forward back by his shirt, and with the professional foul rule recently introduced...

The shine coming offa his galactic forehead kept making Beto do air shots.

It's a shame that he is just not ready for the Everton advanced forward role.

A few rumours flying about that he was bullied out of the club due to his receding hairline and nothing to do with the lads footballing ability. Any truth in this TPPB?

True supporters following the U21's.

I did wonder why Barry from the market was selling 500 bottles of no gorilla glue for a £1 outside the Harpoon Holte End

Not sure a lot of the rest of the fans really knew what was going on. They went wild after we pulled a goal back in the 82nd minute to make it 1-3. Think you get a lot of glue sniffers at the under 21 matches.

You can see me there, front row, just to the left of the goal. I didn't celebrate as I missed the goal as I was texting some lady friend to see if she needed any assistance fitting her jacuzzi up to her new caravan purchase. Great goal, no...

Credit to the few who turned up to watch them

Crowd went wild there.

Blammo. But with finesse.

22 and balding already. Got a forehead you could land a plane on. Think we dodged a bullet here. Slap head scum

You can mock, but when his powers of telekinesis kick in, then you're gonna see some 25th century soccer ball.

A March BBQ today - burgers and sausage a plenty