Recent content by Jokerdan

'Your kids will love them as part of their Xmas dinner' More than likely it will traumatise them, they will instantly hate you and turn them into vegans. 'Daddy, you've killed Mr Snuffles. How could you? I'm never going to speak to you again!'

If our commercial team are up to scratch they need to be importing mega barrels of Vaux ale to appease the Mackem hordes.

I'm local Preston and know plenty of North End fans and they honestly believe this lad of 'ours' is going to be an absolute star in years to come IF he avoids injury and doesn't lose the plot. After all, he is still only in his late teens with plenty of time to develop...but we said the same...

It's a bit like asking 'is Zulu a Christmas film?' Not a Chrizzy tree or bauble in sight but it always seemed to be on every Xmas until it was deemed unsavoury despite it's historical reference and relevance.

It doesn't just happen to those unfortunate enough to be experiencing mental difficulties. My better half - and who is, I believe, still compos mentis - after a wine night followed by a cheesy garlic bread (which always makes her thirsty) woke up to reach for a bottle of water on the bedside...

Holy gomolly. These are supposedly professional football players on mega bucks who are seemingly incapable of managing the tragic, insufferable and premature demise of a teammate/friend but, instead, they and their 'victim' fanbase would rather use his death as some sort of excuse for their...

Oh, I've just trawled back and found him. 'FORWUN' just in case we didn't know

Where's our favourite Irish buffoon? Thought he would have appeared by now or has he run out of expletives. He's value for money that fella 🤣

Oh, just googled it. That big lanky lad, Richard Osman. It's daytime TV. Not my scene.

Not me. Game of Thrones, yes! What's House Games like? Always up for a new series to watch.

Thanks for explaining that. My understanding of economics is not my greatest virtue but it still fails me that the money we send doesn't actually appear to help the people of the country we send it to. It's just like 'give us your money and we will utilise the under privileged masses to provide...

Stop the boats 🫣 Realistically, though, we send £Billions abroad as a 'caring' nation when our own economy and children is/are flat lining. We really cannot do this alone - and maybe we aren't - but giving money to so called Third World economies - no name, no pack drill - who then spend...

He's a star and for this season he's our star. Would love to believe he continues his form - barring injuries - and stays with us. Think a lot of our players especially the younger ones feed off his desire and enthusiasm to be the composite professional and one who puts in the hard yards. His...

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The lad will either become good or 🤞great but at least we haven't spunked £400+ million on what currently seems a lost cause unlike the former neighbours.