Recent content by Milkman

It's not that, it's just that I care more about enjoying watching us play football than I do about the division we play in. Ultimately though, my first choice is liquidation and an end to this permanent misery for us all.

I would still rather be relegated and watch an Everton team try and play actual football than endure another season of Sean Dyche faking it in the Premier League.

Remember everyone, do your vocal warm ups before a good booing, you don't want to lose your voice before relegation day

Lonners Godders Keano Tarky Myko Brownhill (c) Jimmy McMessi Youngy Barnesy Woodsy (on loan) 14th in the Champo. Average attendance: 21,457. Dyche eager to change the story.

Do you really need me to answer this question for you mate?

Imagine the poor sap who has to run the Everton social channels. The only good thing they have to work with is an On This Day video from that time we beat Sunderland 7-1.

We all know it would be someone who's already managed in the PL as that seems to be our only search criteria.

Yeah I agree actually. He's a pretty terrible footballer who is more than capable of missing chances easier than that one, but the one last night was by no means a tap in.

No coincidence we've only got worse and worse the longer he's been here.

I say build there. What they gonna do? Pump raw sewage into our rivers?

What's frightening is how many current first teamers who are older than me.

Might watch his Masterclass again. He's a fantastic tactical genius.

Formations are a bit woke for big Dychey.

This is true. It's frustrating because DCL was one of our few assets, now he's practically worthless after a year of Dycheball. I bet he wishes he never managed to get fit again.

We are the worst team in the league, with one of the worst managers and the worst owner. We deserve to be relegated and nobody can argue otherwise.