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All great women in their own way

Which one mate? The one who is an astronaut in the future, the one who is currently doing time for unpaid laundrette fines or the one in the past who is cleaning my caravan?

Give me your cones, harpoons and swan pasties. Hasta la vista, Coasters.

How's your mam?

He's been cryogenically frozen in the future to come back to the past which is our current present.

Bloody hell not had a puffin sandwich in ages. Used to always have one when I couldn't face another swan pasty.

Someone needs to harpoon your arse to a puffin sandwich

Is this a radio frequency were you get all the latest gossip on football or something?

Reports from sources close to Moshiri report he's had his sacking harpoon sharpened.

I'll be interested to see what Big Dunc says about this period if he ever releases a book. If he does then I hope it's done as an audio book as well with him narrating it

I've had this picture blown up and hangs above my little heater in my caravan. I've obviously put my face on where Pats was. Me mum was made up, she thought I'd started to settle down with me 2 twin wives.

Sorry if this doesn't belong (not an Ale House topic maybe), but I wanted to reach out to a group of like minded Blues who I have enjoyed interacting with for over a decade now Last night (Monday), my wife died suddenly and rather unpleasantly...

I have suspected for a while that Musk is just one of @chicoazul ’s wind up accounts on Twitter. If Musk asks Trump if the Internet gets him horny, it’s confirmed.

A job swap with Pat Sharp would certainly have led to some quality kids entertainment.

I'm actually interviewing him tomorrow for something non PL related but I'll pass on your best wishes anyway 🤣