Recent content by ricardobee

From the proverb "After the Lord Mayor's show comes the dust-cart" (or "donkey-cart", or "[Poor language removed]-cart"). Bringing up the rear of the Lord Mayor's Show is a team to clean the manure of the pageant's horses. Everton, providing your [Poor language removed] cart since 1878

Hey man, thanks for this... when I rediscover my funny I'll be back x

Can we loan Ancelotti back for a month to organise the defence?

Go out in a blaze of glory. Maupay, Simms Keane and DCL up top.

"Has your career gone off the rails a bit...?" "not you the lady behind you"

Can we book the just stop oil guy for Thursdays game please?

Pickford was incredible but I thought Delph ran him close... like having Lee Carsley back in the side

Wish we had Kev Campbell up top instead of DCL. Can we loan him off Sky?

Oh Rondon

great goal!

1-0 45 seconds wow

These games are coming too fast, my throat hasn't recovered from booing us vs Brighton Come on FA, cut us weekly booers some slack ffs

We're going down faster than a fat kid on a seesaw

Ayew hasn't scored in 43 games you say? Interesting

It's so obvious that we'll lose today that we're clearly going to win. Everton are the contrary kings of the league