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Mate my nan on acid with a toblerone up her bum would be our best Right winger if she signed.

Yeah I don’t think it would’ve been too boring winning European trophies, leagues, domestic cups whilst getting to watch peak Hazard, Drogba, Lampard etc. Rubbish fan base though that’s for sure

zat mate

I've heard we've been watching, waiting in the shadows.

Anyone else noticed that you don’t see these two in a room. Just saying

Everton getting more for Maupay than Liverpool got for Alexander-Arnold 🤣

He certainly seems like a down to earth chill guy who loves being here Hoping the stories are all agent fluff and this is all but signed We need him!

I'll be absolutely incandescent if we let him slip through the net.

I’d be fine with Walker for a season given that: 1) I trust Moyes to not sign idiots or crocks 2) I trust us to not offer stupid wages right now given the way we’ve negotiated contracts so far this summer

From the Everton reddit. Handy.

Stats are twisted to suit. Example: 'Everton have only won 1 derby in last eight derbys at goodison'..............This is true so is a fact. The type of fact that commentators would spew out. Here is another fact that commentators wouldn't dare...

When your bid goes to shyte Cos a team holds the rights That’s Amora

Would have had a better chance if Martinez bothered with a defence, or even about defending corners. We bought some terrible defenders during his reign. As soon as the Moyes defence began creaking that was it.

This does fit their MO at Roma where they went all in on a few names like Lukaku, Dybala and Mourinho The more I think about it the more I can see this happening and working out well for both parties