Recent content by The Littlest Yobo

I keep forgetting about Forest’s appeal. The double whammy of them getting something back and us getting more off is so on brand for Everton.

This is really concerning. We are bang in trouble. Basically in a race to finish above one of Luton or Forest. Think it will go to the wire and not looking forward to that last week of the season, especially if the Liverpool game is moved there, just before Arsenal away. Christ almighty.

I’ll never forgive the Premier League for making me cheer on Liverpool at home to Luton in February. It’s the worst bit of this whole debacle.

Bit of a bump for me. Triple whammy as eldest turns 18 as well and the direct debit goes to 10 months instead of 12 this season. The youngest lad’s price is still frozen but quite a rise in the monthly payment. Will catch a few people out that given how tight things are for some at the moment.

I remember being on the way to Wembley in 1995 and stopping at the Services. Bumped into a lad I know and remember him grabbing me and saying “we need to win this today. 8 long years without a trophy. 8 years!!!l”. It was the week of my 21st birthday. I’m 50 in May. We’ve been to one Cup Final...

We must be the fittest club in world football the amount of Finals we avoid. Luckily, we also avoid doing Laps of Honour by not getting to any finals thus saving even more energy in the process!

Let’s not get to Finals because the pitch is massive. One of your best yet.

This. It’s just so dull and empty. Utterly devoid of anything other than waiting to see if 3 other teams cobble together fewer points than us. It’s just sucked the life out of me. Obviously never want us to go down but there is no enjoyment to be gained from us currently just ‘existing’ as a...

They just seem a natural progression from Chairman Bill’s glorious tenure and Farhad’s exploding clown car of a reign. Utterly unsurprising that we would ultimately end up being owned by the likes of 777, to be honest.

That just won’t be happening. It’s full steam ahead for Moshiri to claw back as much money as he can now. We won’t be spending again under him. We’ve already took £26m out of next year’s budget with the Beto deal which will get covered by a player sale next year. The fact we’ve left 2 loan slots...

Would snap your hand off for 17th right now. Just cannot fathom how the defence has been so neglected. It’s absolutely garbage, yet here we are. Tarkowski gets injured for any length of time and it’s a flip between Keane or Godfrey holding Branthwaite’s hand through the season. Full backs...

This is exactly my recollection. I think that game was a huge turning point attendance wise. From then on, it was 30k plus every game right up until how it is sold out every game now. I came home from Uni for that Wimbledon game, got to the ground early and just picked a seat in the Paddock but...

There’s still108 people who walk among us who are “pleased” with his tenure. Amazing.

He’s been distinctly unimpressive. I know his hands are tied to an extent with having to run everything past an ailing 77 year old theatre producer who doesn’t even attend matches anymore but his priorities are all wrong for me. Striker and centre half. Blindingly obvious. Get them in and build...

Just move on. He’s not what we need anyway. We’ve now got limited time as well as a limited budget. Get a decent striker in and get a centre half. I mean, we’ve obviously left everything too late anyway. Nothing has changed behind the scenes. It’s the same bin fire that it’s been for years...