Recent content by Yarrgh

You know when you get that sinking feeling when you see a thread hit the front page of the Everton sub-forum after falling off it for a while...

Si Senor Macaronnie!

If we had got a couple of first team players then there'd be complaints that we needed a back up keeper. Gotta love the transfer window for all the moaning.

Exactly. And the sooner he is in, the sooner he gets to know how we set up and what he needs to do to slot in with minimum of fuss if Pickford picks up a knock.

What would it profit a man if he inherit the earth but lose his soul? We might be a basket case of a club more often than not, but I'm proud to be a blue and think we are a club that tries to do the right thing and has a decent bunch of fans. The irony being that we got punished for financial...

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Won't be able to move for fat neckbeards at Goodison Park next year if this is true.

UTFRBL Just sent you a postal order herr sexenfusdbol.

To be fair I expect us to be bringing people in right to the end of the window if (and unfortunatelyvery likely) we still need players. I hope that we are bringing in our priority targets much sooner though.

Was in the same U21 side as Ashley Young.

Please. I have a double first in giraffe genetics and rocketry from Fylde Polytechnic. It's a cut throat industry but ya never know.

I had a full scholarship to Harvard from Nasa to pursue my lifelong ambition to breed giraffes in the Sahara but I thought no way can I miss out on seeing Danny Mead fire Everton to the title. How mistaken I am. Now I'm penniless and living under a bridge. Who do I blame? That cone laying twit...

Just another parasite on the bloated cadaver that was the beautiful game.

Still think we need a vomit emoji.

Purple Aki's going on holiday song?