Places to avoid

[summerisle]

Lyme Regis after around 6 pm, in the winter. Eerily reminiscent of Summerisle in the Wicker Man. You know there's somebody's watching, but the streets are deserted.

 

[Papa Shango]

Wolverton (it's near Milton Keynes on the Grand Union canal). Visited on a canal holiday and found it had no redeeming qualities whatsoever - dump.

When your calling card is being "near Milton Keynes" it's generally not a good sign.

 

[Papa Shango]

Lyme Regis after around 6 pm, in the winter. Eerily reminiscent of Summerisle in the Wicker Man. You know there's somebody's watching, but the streets are deserted.

Any fit naked women dancing around?

 

[larbert toffee]

I'm going to the Ellesmere Port show. There is a q and a session with the audience. I've already submitted my question in advance, 'which of you has the empty headlock and who has the wizard's sleeve?'

I'd have thought Ellesmere Port would be happy to be twinned with them both.
An ideal gig for them I'd have thought.
Unfortunately Kerry and Katie will have double the IQ of the audience

 

[summerisle]

Any fit naked women dancing around?

I never went out after 7.00pm.

 

[larbert toffee]

The Lisbon is actually a decent pub that serves a good pint!

They're also very friendly, I went to sit down at the bar once and someone offered to push in my stool.

 

[summerisle]

A bus at the same time as hordes of kids go to/leave school - the decibel level should come with a health warning.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Bungle's bedroom.

 

[Sporting Billy]

Ikea.

I raise you Dunelm Mill. A small piece of me dies whenever I cross its threshold. Absolutely nothing in there that interests me, whilst the wife could spend all day in there looking at cushions, pans or the like.
Fortunately there is a Curry’s just along from it so I can go and stare at the giant tellys

 

[Goodison87]

A bus at the same time as hordes of kids go to/leave school - the decibel level should come with a health warning.

Sensory overload, agreed.

 

[summerisle]

Sensory overload, agreed.

It's like a tsunami of noise, from when they first get on the bus to when they leave.

 

[Littlesue]

I raise you Dunelm Mill. A small piece of me dies whenever I cross its threshold. Absolutely nothing in there that interests me, whilst the wife could spend all day in there looking at cushions, pans or the like.
Fortunately there is a Curry’s just along from it so I can go and stare at the giant tellys

, love Dunelm, the one by me has put a cafe in there now so I can spend even longer in there

 

[Littlesue]

A bus at the same time as hordes of kids go to/leave school - the decibel level should come with a health warning.

This, every day I have to suffer , the girls usually the worst

 

[Buckers]

Places you would always avoid.

I’d normally say Anfield, the Wirral or Wales, but I’ve just seen this.

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Imagine the sort of whopper that would go to this.

Where is the last place/event you would consider going to?

Where do you hate going, but have no choice?

(“Yer Ma..” is taken as read)

Really think you’ve answered your own question with this. Can’t think of anything worse.

 

[blue61]

I raise you Dunelm Mill. A small piece of me dies whenever I cross its threshold. Absolutely nothing in there that interests me, whilst the wife could spend all day in there looking at cushions, pans or the like.
Fortunately there is a Curry’s just along from it so I can go and stare at the giant tellys

Seek sanctuary in their cafe. The coffee is good, and they do a decent bacon butty.