Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[argietoffee]

Excellent

Gosh!!! Mosh needs Dosh for Posh Frank as Blues under Cosh after cash Sloshed buying Tosh

 

[argietoffee]

Bazuna is keeping Kelleher out of Irish team on merit. He is nearly all MOM and regularly produces incredible saves.

Kelleher is absolute quality BTW. Behind one of worlds best goalies. The bearded Brazilian porn star is top notch, one of top 3 on the planet in my book.

We bought Pickford as a young keeper with potential.

This lad has not limit on how high he can go.

Not punting for selling Jordan but we may have to be creative because I think the PL will only look away on our flouting the FFP rules for so long.

 

[Goat]

Bazuna is keeping Kelleher out of Irish team on merit. He is nearly all MOM and regularly produces incredible saves.

Kelleher is absolute quality BTW. Behind one of worlds best goalies. The bearded Brazilian porn star is top notch, one of top 3 on the planet in my book.

We bought Pickford as a young keeper with potential.

This lad has not limit on how high he can go.

Not punting for selling Jordan but we may have to be creative because I think the PL will only look away on our flouting the FFP rules for so long.

If hes as good as people think, why :

a) City letting him go
b) he coming here

 

[argietoffee]

If hes as good as people think, why :

a) City letting him go
b) he coming here

Because they have the best goalie in the world and he aint going anywhere, anytime soon.

And he plays for Pompey.

And his contract is near up.

And we are premier league royalty.

And Seimi de boy will get it over the line as our Seimi is royalty in the Irish set up.

Apart from that, no reasons at all.

 

[RomanReigns]

finch farm news is absolutely legit

I would say they are more reputable than fabrizio romano

It’s happening lads

Announce Johnson

 

[Goat]

Because they have the best goalie in the world and he aint going anywhere, anytime soon.

And he plays for Pompey.

And his contract is near up.

And we are premier league royalty.

And Seimi de boy will get it over the line as our Seimi is royalty in the Irish set up.

Apart from that, no reasons at all.

I give this 1 less than 5%.

 

[Neiler]

Because they have the best goalie in the world and he aint going anywhere, anytime soon.

And he plays for Pompey.

And his contract is near up.

And we are premier league royalty.

And Seimi de boy will get it over the line as our Seimi is royalty in the Irish set up.

Apart from that, no reasons at all.

Steffen signed a new contract at City until 2025 as well, Gav has a decision to make.

* Somehow Scott Carson is still a registered player at City - played in the CL this season to.

 

[argietoffee]

I give this 1 less than 5%.

You might be rigt but.......................................

How long is a piece of string?

Irish manager Kenny gas told him he needs to be first choice at a higher level.

We lost our Russian, sorry Uzbeki sugar daddy.

If anyone offered to throw us 45 to 50 big ones for Jordan, this becomes plausible.

Possibly might have something in it for all parties.

We pay feck all for him with big bonuses for achievement. Great for FFP.

He dont leave on a free for City.

He thinks to himself, I am better than the Bosnian lad on the bench at Everton, I follow in the footsteps of Engalnds number 1 and I get the spotlight in Ireland.

Kelleher remains the Milk Cup RSM goalie and sub for Ireland.

Stranger things have happened at sea.

 

[argietoffee]

BTW, excuse the typing errors but my oncologist told me because my bloods were great, I can have one blow out this weekend and my missus is out with her friends.

Anyone know where to hide the empty bottle of rum?

 

[TheBigIguana]

Yes please

Under 25.

But under 25m? If we can pull that part off I'm in.

 

[TheBigIguana]

If hes as good as people think, why :

a) City letting him go
b) he coming here

Are City letting him go or has he told them he's leaving and not signing another contract?

 

[Goat]

Are City letting him go or has he told them he's leaving and not signing another contract?

Hell you asking me for.

I spend transfer windows saying "We wont sign them" and "Hes garbo".

 

[TheBigIguana]

Hell you asking me for.

I spend transfer windows saying "We wont sign them" and "Hes garbo".

Eh thought you might know. Who are we talking about again? Irish lad?

 

[Goat]

Eh thought you might know. Who are we talking about again? Irish lad?

Yeah.

 

[Zatara]

Bazuna is keeping Kelleher out of Irish team on merit. He is nearly all MOM and regularly produces incredible saves.

Kelleher is absolute quality BTW. Behind one of worlds best goalies. The bearded Brazilian porn star is top notch, one of top 3 on the planet in my book.

We bought Pickford as a young keeper with potential.

This lad has not limit on how high he can go.

Not punting for selling Jordan but we may have to be creative because I think the PL will only look away on our flouting the FFP rules for so long.

Because they have the best goalie in the world and he aint going anywhere, anytime soon.

And he plays for Pompey.

And his contract is near up.

And we are premier league royalty.

And Seimi de boy will get it over the line as our Seimi is royalty in the Irish set up.

Apart from that, no reasons at all.

You might be rigt but.......................................

How long is a piece of string?

Irish manager Kenny gas told him he needs to be first choice at a higher level.

We lost our Russian, sorry Uzbeki sugar daddy.

If anyone offered to throw us 45 to 50 big ones for Jordan, this becomes plausible.

Possibly might have something in it for all parties.

We pay feck all for him with big bonuses for achievement. Great for FFP.

He dont leave on a free for City.

He thinks to himself, I am better than the Bosnian lad on the bench at Everton, I follow in the footsteps of Engalnds number 1 and I get the spotlight in Ireland.

Kelleher remains the Milk Cup RSM goalie and sub for Ireland.

Stranger things have happened at sea.

All makes sense if we sell Pickford + Bazunu only has 2 years on his deal.

Whats the feeling on Bazunu's possible fee, £15-20mil ?