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When you make a cup of tea, diligently squeezing the teabag without spilling a drop, only for the fecker to inexplicably dive off the spoon back into the mug at the last moment, creating a 360-degree tea tidal wave.

Pork knuckle, red cabbage, sauerkraut and dumpling, with a litre of Paulaner. 😋👍🏻

As well as a load of former and current Chelsea players, Amanda Holden lives about half a mile away from me. Good Blue and everything, but up close, you can see how much work she’s had done. Looks like a waxwork - disturbingly so. 😮

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Dyche is done surely? Two games in a row 2-0 up shows we are capable of getting on the front foot as a team. The in-game tactics from that point on are the problem. Appreciate the hard work in difficult circumstances, but we now need someone and something different. The squad isn’t great, but...

Yep, nicely summed up! Much as I love a good zombie series, and TWD has been my favourite, they are starting to look like milking it though. I can see the potential in a second season of Dead Cities, but Daryl Dixon is going to need to be very good, and to properly explain how and why he got all...

I loved The Walking Dead. Despite its ups and downs in terms of pace at times, I thought it was a really good show. I’ve watched Fear The Walking Dead all bar the last season, and I watched the two-season thing with the kids - both were well patchy. Re: these latest spin offs though… The Rick...

Defo this. In particular, it would seem that it’s impossible for anyone to enjoy a Nando’s or a Prosecco without it being ‘cheeky’.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p0j2wfxv I’m utterly obsessed with this band ATM - great performance. 👌🏻

Halcyon days! My team played and won a cup final at that ground. On the flip side, I came away from more than one game on the adjacent fields with dog turd plastered all over my kit. 🤮 I hope it’s better for the kids playing there nowadays…!

Is that Grand Drive? Played in the PBFL on the array of pitches off to the side. 👍🏻

Getting Father Ted flashbacks. Are those caravans small, or far away? 🤔

Vaping worked/works for me. Off the ciggies for nine years. You can get some reasonably authentic tobacco flavours but the device you use and how it works broadly dictates how good the experience will be. Same with flavours - I was also very dismissive of them at first, but if you can be arsed...

Timeless banger, that. Used to perfection in the Derry Girls finale. Used it as the background in a video I made of a brilliant holiday a couple of years ago. 😔

No ‘steak, Peroni and woman’ option? 🤔

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Sorry to be ‘that guy’, but if you’re talking ECWC Final, it was a reasonably smart rounding of Big Nev that got him his goal. Instant reply from Sheeds up the other end. 👍🏻

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