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  1. Scarecrow

    New Everton Stadium

    I did think it was rather miserable, concerning the subject matter. 🤣
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    New Everton Stadium

    Probably after the handover. They're down to Everton, not Laing O'Rourke, so expect them to be upside down or something.
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    New Everton Stadium

    Head like a Gerry Anderson marionette.
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    2024/25 Sean Dyche

    * His POV, not mine!
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    2024/25 Sean Dyche

    Are you kidding? He's revelling in it! Plucky poor Dyche with no money to spend is his modus operandi. We should be grateful to have someone at the helm willing to manage this rag tag shower of misfits. 🙄
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    2024/25 Abdoulaye Doucoure

    You could apply that to another nine outfield players though.
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    Time to ditch Z-cars

    Standing in the river with a saturated liver, a powerful portent
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    2024/25 Abdoulaye Doucoure

    His goal keeping us up probably paid that in spades. Still, not a fan of Absolyte Donkoure, but he's had his moments.
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    Time to ditch Z-cars

    That dirge from Carousel? The majority of those cretins think it's some kind of biblical hymn
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    Time to ditch Z-cars

    "We're the kings of *insert sponsors name here".. doesn't have the same ring to it.
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    Time to ditch Z-cars

    The A Team. If they had a B Team b-side.
  12. Scarecrow

    New Everton Stadium

    To be fair, I wondered who Sean was. So used to him being labelled 'that ginger tosser' he might as well been in that show with Samantha Janus 'Game On'.
  13. Scarecrow

    New Everton Stadium

    What happens if you want a seat where the camera is? 🤔
  14. Scarecrow

    New Everton Stadium

    1878 rolls of turf, wasn't it? 🤔
  15. Scarecrow

    New Everton Stadium

    Didn't they also have a moat between the pitch and stands at one point?
  16. Scarecrow

    The fans

    Is that tonight? There's me, sitting on my arse watching Noggsy's stadium video as well.. 🙄 *Edited. Getting Noggsy and Nabzy's chicken place muddled..
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    New Everton Stadium

    We'd best not. We'd end up with an Owen Hart incident on our first day. 😳 Everton, that.
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    New Everton Stadium

    747 wafts of weed at half time .
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    New Everton Stadium

    Had some front row seats in the Upper Bullens, and hard to argue with that. Goes out of the window if you need a half time piss though..
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    Share your traumatic Everton game experience

    Has anybody mentioned the Efan Ekokou game yet? That was harrowing.
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