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We not doing one this year lids? I assert wholeheartedly that this has never been topped.

I'll go first. Football lore has it that, on 16th May 1999, Sir Alex muttered just three words in his pre-match talk on the final day. "Lads. It's Tottenham" 26 years on, they could be the team that ends Man Utd. Any other examples - past/present/future?

While the relegation thread may finally be closed, our trauma from the club's first <1pt per game tally lives on. Last night I dreamed it was the Bournemouth game again, but this time we led 3-0 at the break, only to draw 3-3 and be relegated. Anyone else having similar 'afters'?

I've noticed that there really is no filter for these guys, some absolute groaners - but some pretty good tbf - so I thought I'd get a thread going. Here's one from today, with the angle being how Dortmund won after some tough times. This lad usually covers Bundesliga, think he's pretty good like.

I'll go first

If you had a choice, would you take a long and agonising existence as a second-rate citizen on Merseyside, following Everton's relegation, or a quick and painless evisceration via one of Putin's nukes, if he pressed 'da button' tomorrow?

Top Toffeeweb writer in the 90s (and beyond), whose reports even helped inspire me to go on to become a professional footy writer. I was rifling through some 97/98 reports... y'know because I felt like being more miserable, and in Guy's Chelsea H report he has a newborn nephew...

...from birth and became an EFC fan by choice, and were armed with knowledge of the future, you would instead support which member of the Big Six... *If you take the 'RS' option, I imagine it's because everything you touch turns to shabite, so it's like being a saboteur, bringing them down from...

Wikipedia surfing game: https://linkdle.com/en Tonight I got from "Universe" to "Robbie Coltrane" in 22 sec. Beat that!

Did anyone have this back in the day? Right in the feels with that Kendall quote. So true... oh and Elton John's kip at the end of that final! :D What a soundtrack as well. Tears for Fears while two FA Cup finalists go at it like proper men. What would it be now? Footage of PED fc diving...

Kvarme was quickly dispossessed and Danny was away, only Ruddock chased back to give any cover but the lad second guessed him with a jink and a shot. Magic. Magic. Magic. Those were the words written by Guy McEvoy 25 years ago today, as Everton thumped a very poor Liverpool team in their best...

The question is: Will any English team ever take all four, after winning every final inside 90 mins? The RS can't do it this year, as they've jammied both the FA and EFL on pens and will probably do the same in Paris.

Sound familiar? https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/why-villarreal-went-from-champions-league-to-relegation-832617 Perhaps there's some comfort to be taken in that they "turned out OK", even if they're not exactly flavour of the month with us right now.

I may be in isolated company – i.e having just necked a double JD and coke before finishing work (sue me!) – but I suspect there’s a lot of guys on here whose lives revolve around three things: Job Woman/family Team Giving each element marks out of ten, this is how 2022 compares to this time...

Clear to see that Everton's so-called players really couldn't give a toss about us. So let's stop giving a toss about them. If you are considering defection next season, who are you switching allegiance to and why? I'm going to start with my local club AFC Chester. Surely a more deserving set...

Apologies if there's already a thread or something, but hey, worth a shot. Keep it light, and nothing footy related.... unless it invovles cry-arsing kopites - in which case go nuts, as it's freaking hilarious. Also, you have to give a meff rating out of 10. Abstentors - or anyone telling me...

Have you ever made a sandwich/burger that should be disgusting by all rights but turned out great? Today I had a chicken kiev with melted applewood cheese and reggaenaise inside a brioche bun. Glorious.... up there with Nutella and Cheese/Onion Crisps.

Might be more Ale House this, but if you could compare your life to an Everton game, and say every minute was a year of your life, what would you compare it to? Right now I'd compare mine to the game vs Man Utd in 2008 where Nev's tackle on Ronaldo turned the course of the game and probably the...

In honour of the great Shooting Stars gag where Vic insults Jack Dee, we're going to tell Klopp what his face looks like. I'll get us started. KLOPP. With your face..... like the honey monster's broken grand piano