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100% handball that.

Why play a square ball there?

You realise just how much Calvert-Lewin provides when he isn’t on the pitch.

Finally Rice gets a yellow. Could have had 2 or 3 in the first half.

I mean your stats had us relegated the last 2 seasons with Luton due to surge up the table the past couple of months. The stats also said we hadn’t won a Goodison derby since 2010. The stats are the stats. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

How have the graphs and charts been working out for you lately mate?

I also expect there to be an announcement about the takeover post Monday, 20 May. Sometime between then and the end of time, we’ll definitely hear something. You can take that to the bank.

Loved him in Blackadder.

Nah I know we were arguably closer to being relegated last season, but dunno how to explain it. I just didn’t have the same sinking feeling. Not even sure it was belief we’d do it. Think it was more the fact I’d detached myself emotionally to stop me feeling like that again.

I think the season before was more stressful personally. Think last season I was already acclimatised to the feelings. 2-0 down at palace was probably the lowest I’ve felt.

Did he owe you money?

The game should’ve been up when Luton openly spoke about their whole plan to target Ashley Young all game. Not for Everton though.

That’ll Probably be the Madras he tucked in to with Stoney and Woany last night tbh.

Let’s hope we can block out the noise, put in the hard yards and change the story. Because let me tell you; these boys aren’t the real deal. There’s still a lot of work to get through. A lot of work. It doesn’t stop just because the season’s over. Not by a long shot.

Reason #1 Being utterly mince.

“You lost Liege at Goodison park!”

I believe you've been Prickrolled.

Thought the end of May was always the agreement?

If we’ve agreed to give them till the end of May and they’ve been paying our bills for the past 8 months on the understanding we were going to allow them the opportunity to purchase the club, they absolutely would have grounds to sue if we pulled the plug before the agreement period ended.

That explains the baseball cap.