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What was supposed to be a wind up to @Joey66 finds me wishing an actual sincere happy birthday to an actual comedy legend.

A thread @Kurt. and @tommye would be proud of, which do you prefer, cling film or tin foil? I personally hate cling film. For our colonial members, this is aluminum foil and seran wrap.

Well let’s all hope this can be another step towards a last trophy for Goodison eh? And one that Moyes deserves for time served too perhaps.

Is it ever acceptable to microwave bacon. I myself (who, before entering the medical world, had limited chef training) claim this is wrong and an affront to the pigs that have given their lives so we may eat like kings. My sister on the other had (who can only cook fried eggs and instant...

Is anyone interested in doing the Liverpool Echo daily dingbat? So today;

Hi folks. What are your thoughts on the bidet? I don’t have one, I’ve never used one. My uncle has one.

I’ll start. “Then she turned around and said”…… Drives me spare. I imagine all their conversations involve twirling round on the spot. Makes no sense.

I’ll go first. A stapler.

Genuine question I’d like to put to the proletariat. Should an amnesty be called for Sharpy? What occurred wasn’t really anything to do with him, he was caught up in someone else’s lies, and is our leading post-war goalscorer and second all-time goalscorer as well as being one of our most...

Quite simply, which player were you at break time in school footy matches? I imagine most will be blues but let’s not be myopic about it, any player from any club is fine, even the odd red I suppose. I was Neville Southall.

What’s Michael Fabricant’s hair made of? I only ask because it absolutely cannot be hair. Who lets this absolute walloper out in public looking like that? Oh, and don’t forget to vote the tories out tomorrow.

So with the news that 777 have collapsed quicker than George Best on a Sunday morning, and we may have the possibility of two rich local blues being backed by Dell, when is it time to no longer feel absolutely crushing despair daily? They says its darkest before dawn but seems to have been dark...

Hello Do you wash shop-bought-brand-new-clean underwear before wearing them? I personally don’t.

So this speaks to me;

I see Gladiators is returning. Never could stand it personally but let’s have a little fun with it. What would you pick as your Scouse Gladiator name? Bifter? The Lemmo Man?

It’s Sunday night, there’s nothing going on, so go and do your butties for work tomorrow.

I reckon a narwhal

I’ll go first; One random, odd shoe in the motorway central reservation. Oh, and white dog-doo.

Oregano for me, and I’m pretty sure @tommye is fond of cannabis although I’d like this to be strictly culinary if at all possible. What’s yours?