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Our friends at Falcon Blues are doing this; https://www.justgiving.com/page/paul-cruces-1695645053092?utm_source=IG

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We’re going to end up with a right motley crew of players but he’s at least on the more youthful end of the scale. Loads will be let down we’re not in for Messi, like.

So will Ashley Young be our first signing without the legend that was Contract Dave? Can someone just photoshop a scene of them together for old times’ sake?

Sob sob…. Skipping the fact that I’m going to have to be forcibly removed on my last visit, this should be marked with something. I seem to remember Arsenal playing in an historic burgundy kit for their last season at Highbury. We should do similar. What about an historic badge too for the...

Ok gang, going for the first transfer rumour thread of the summer, mainly to mess with journalists who may scan the forum index page without actually reading further. Although it’s reported in the i newspaper so there is a tentative source. From i; “Former Celtic and Fulham striker Moussa...

Striking on the positivity;

Adapting the old Simpsons Talkin’ Softball song for our season, which itself was adapted for the original Talkin’ Baseball and sing by the original artist. Well Mr Kenwright’s done it, The blues have finally stuffed it, With Mr Moshiri ducking all the while, Sean Dyche’s bleep test pictures...

We need a tonic. An Everton themed pick me up. What are the funniest shouts you’ve ever heard at the match? Or even anything amusing, Everton related. I appreciated words may need to be changed to avoid liberal use of asterisks.

I’ve noticed lately that there’s been a rise in some members (a minority) trying to force a religious allegiance on to Everton. Do not do it. Nether Everton not Liverpool are affiliated with a particular religion. Yes, both clubs came from a Methodist background and yes there is a Protestant...

Arsenal. The Arsenal. I hate playing these, and I really went off Mikel Arteta. He’s roughly my age but someone must have a painting of him in their loft. I see the progress being made under Frank Lampard and it reminds me of the early Moyes days but with him actually being able to attract a...

UP THE SOCIALIST WORKERS

If Haaland is now forever known as a tremendous Nordic meat shield, what could we describe individual members of our squad as?

Ok, this is gaining a little bit of legs. I was not a fan of the way he left. I do though think we need to be pragmatic, and he is on a free.

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Hello very much I’ve never been one to blame the fans for us being currently crap, and certainly not those in the ground. I’ve always been sympathetic to those who boo at the end of a half. However I can’t help but thinking this sort of stuff really doesn’t help anyone’s frame of mind; I...

I’m sure this is something blues and reds alike can get behind. Remains the only player to have won the FA Cup with both Everton and Liverpool.

I see we’re the first to get behind this https://www.evertonfc.com/news/2427024/everton-becomes-first-premier-league-club-to-formally-support-hergametoo

Possibly Doucoure and Richarlison back for this. Short and sweet this. If they want a fight, give them one coz we’ll win.