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Sad news, I went to school with his daughter!

Sound I’ll do that

I’ve found a ticket on the car park on St Domingo car park. Share around if you can please. The name on the card is J Stant. Supply the seat number etc and I’ll get it back to you asap!

Can you do a loan deal?

It’s a pubic wig my good friend.

We’re just a fat mess with a fadge that smells like Grimsby and face that looks like a pepperoni pizza. FML Everton.

In the most Everton of ways we’ll win this

I’ve been all for giving him a go but enough is enough. Sorry Frank nothing personal but make sure the door doesn’t slam your ass on the way out

They’ve been preparing a Christmas puppet show

In fairness she never says that to me!

He’s boss

To cover all bases I pray to the god of which ever lizard eats them

In interests of the fear of missing out, I’ve just trawled through the thread in question. Needless to say I am now praying to several deities for a striker!

I doubt it

I think you mean Alpha male, you absolute wrinkly testicle sack.

Woah there Gylfi

BMD will look and smell more menacing once the meat starts to fall off the hanging kopites

Peter Beagrie. Great somersaults

It’s gone from looking like a hole punch to looking like a photocopier.

Makes his arms look longer