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Barkley best player on the pitch

If the kits didn’t have the lion badges on the sleeves, you’d be mistaken for thinking this is a championship match.

Dycheasaurus is now re-classified as Dycheasaurus-Rex

Heard Gomes will captain the walking football side

He was shoved off the playing area by the Brentford player just prior to that, which put him miles out of position for their throw in….went unnoticed by the ref so it was Tarks protest at no foul being given

He’s just a scavenger. Feeds off scrap 2nd touches from our long balls. Zero actual footballing.

McNeill delivery has been

McNeill delivery has been

Physioasis

Construction isn’t my trade so perhaps a bad assumption. Greggs it is then.

Should be managing a building site or a Greggs, not Everton football club.

Chelsea are really inconsistent. I really think we can go down there and get a result. What time is kick off lads?

This is what they say about league winning teams isn’t it? They pick up wins even when they’re not playing well?

I can imagine a very early land dwelling reptile in the Palaeozoic epoch scratching deep below the surface with its claw and uncovering the fossilised remains of a Dycheasurus, and thinking….wow what an ancient beast I have uncovered.

We can’t strategise for “luck”, they are two different things.

Lucky to be ahead. Dycheasurus showing he predates any other known extinct animal….

This watches like a lower mid table championship match. Two sub-prem standard sides with seemingly nothing to play for.

Nice jolly for the lads. No doubt the XB is high.

Poor effort from Beto. A PL striker buries that

One of these days Virginia needs to start in goal….. Pickford has to play in midfield. The only player we have who can pick a pass.