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Does anybody watch these videos? I do but that's because I clearly have nothing of any worth in my life. What always strikes me every week is just how poor the players are in the technical drills. It might be because they're knackered from the multitude of shuttle run exercises, but when you...

Come on transfer weasels, get your fill.

Andre Gomes - 2023/24 Player Performance Thread Thread Sponsor: @Milkman

Bring a blue home?

Idrissa Gana Gueye - 2022/23 Player Performance Thread Thread Sponsor: @Milkman

Jean-Philippe Gbamin - 2022/23 Player Performance Thread Thread Sponsor: @Milkman

I really hope there is a movement to get rid of this football-ruining waste of money next season. Great thread.

Satan is working extra hard to keep his promise to the RS it would seem. Is everybody excited for a final day possibility of Steven Gerrard's Aston Villa side taking points of Man City to allow the sh*te to steal in and win the league, all while a beloved former Everton midfielder and his...

We all love Anthony Gordon, but does anybody else get frustrated by his diving? He can shoot, cross and dribble past anyone, but instead of doing any of that he constantly tries sticking a leg out. It's not only him of course, but the amount of times our players choose to go down in and around...

We've all seen people demanding this since the start of the season. But because of years of mismanagement and piss poor recruitment, I'm not sure we can even regularly field three realistic options in centre midfield. In my mind, it's a really lazy shout from the fans. Let's say Allan -...

To the lad who's done that, you're a bellend and don't deserve to be at an Everton match.

We're not very good are we? We all know that. But how long do you think it will take for us to become consistentally enjoyable to watch again? I'm talking all the players you dislike gone, a style of football that doesn't make the eyes bleed and not having that sore throat from booing come 5pm...

Jean-Philippe Gbamin - 2021/22 Player Performance Thread Thread Sponsor: @Milkman

Jean-Philippe Gbamin - 2020/21 Player Performance Thread Thread Sponsor: @Milkman

This is one for the vault-lovers out there. Six predictions for the upcoming season. Whoever's closest by the end wins a @GrandOldTeam mug (probably). 1) Player of the Season 2) Biggest disappointment 3) Biggest surprise 4) At which point will Goodison be full again? 5) How many wins away at...

So many choices, it's difficult to pick just one. Who is the player that you dream of waking up to hear is in contract discussions with Besiktas?

Jean-Philippe Gbamin - 2019/20 Player Performance Thread Thread Sponsor: @Milkman .

Yet again, it was absolutely dead at Goodison. Why is it always so rubbish? Why do we need some injustice to get us going?

Ok, I know that they're a bunch of lightweight sh*thouses with barely a sprint between them. I know we've got one of the worst centre back pairings in recent memory and I know that last summer saw us burn through money of some absolute disasters. We know the obvious reasons but what is it that...