Never done one of these before. Not sure what to say.
Well, don't lose for a start dear Ev.
Expecting a line up to frustrate, disjointed passing, appalling misses, dogged defending and the usual in-game and post match bickering about players, formation and Dyche.
Have it.
That alright...
Dyche is a polarising figure. I think Chris' poll from last weekend showed a significant 'sack' vote.
It's all grim, the football is crap, the squad are crap etc. Some argue he could and should get more out of the squad and at least have a go more often. Others in the Dyche thread are more...
That moment in time when fan frustration overspills and someone becomestarget of discontent.
Will we see one soon? Who will be the human lightening rod?
I'd not be surprised by someone offering Calvert-Lewin their shirt.
What is it with Everton and strikers?
Are the ones we've signed recently literally all just turbo-gash or do we do something to them?
A curse? Poor training? Fan pressure? I dunno, more often than not they turn sour, like milk.
I'm curious to see @Nymzee and @MikeH72's lists...
Here's mine, in no particular order and for reasons including value for money, being an arse, or being plain turd.
1 Gylfi
2 Alcaraz
3 McGeady
4 Eto'o
5 Niasse
6 Koldrup
7 Keane
8 Maupay
9 Davies, Simon
10 Kean
11 Tosun
12 Coco Martinez
13...
Going full @john jako after a few beers again...
Where do you reckon our current crop of underachievers and has-beens will go post Everton?
Pickford: Man Utd
Young: Man City
Seamus: valhalla
Mykolenko: Viking Stravanger
Keane: glue
Tarkoswki: Wigan
Danjuma: Fc Twente
Beto: AEK Athens
Onana...
3 games in, 0 goals, 0 points.
Huge debate in the Dyche thread about if it's his fault, if much would change with a sacking etc.
Opportunity to quantify sentiment. So, should the club punt Dyche? Vote vote vote!