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    Summer 2024 transfer thread.

    Maxwell cone and a two year contract for Stephen detour to replace dele
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    Best pie at the match

    Humble … Hoping the players will make me eat some soon
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    Match Thread Chelsea v Everton - Waffle, Match Report & MotM Poll

    In training they are playing against other Everton players though. DCL has 60 goals this season in training as he goes up against Keane every morning . Unfortunately when the weekend comes they play against actual footballers
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    2023/24 Sean Dyche

    Welcome to Everton Jesse march
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    Match Thread Chelsea v Everton - Waffle, Match Report & MotM Poll

    All of those teams actually have patterns of attacking play and can string 3 forward passes together .. sadly we don’t
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    Match Thread Chelsea v Everton - Waffle, Match Report & MotM Poll

    Zat has been watching him before he was even born .. saw the potential of this player in hos old man two years before his conception
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    Match Thread Chelsea v Everton - Waffle, Match Report & MotM Poll

    This is why we exist … to end other clubs poor form
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    Chat GPT best ever Everton team

    I dunno it would be a sight to behold watching Beardsley covering for young and liniker utilising his pace as a sweeper
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    Match Thread Everton v Burnley - Waffle, Match Report & MotM Poll

    No they didn’t …. Relying on something means they are hoping/expecting on it to win games . They actually try to win games where as we try not to lose them and hope/rely on other teams gifting us goals or scraping in a goal from a corner
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    Best away game you've been to.

    Westham away when we scored 3 goals in like 4 minutes
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    Chat GPT best ever Everton team

    As a combination in their pomp lineker and Beardsley would be hard to beat .
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    Match Thread Everton v Burnley - Waffle, Match Report & MotM Poll

    They didn’t rely on it … they score goals regularly. They just benefited from it against us. We are one of the worst attacking sides in the league .
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    Match Thread Everton v Burnley - Waffle, Match Report & MotM Poll

    Other teams don’t rely on that though, they create chances and score goals from open play.
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    2023/24 Ashley Young

    His legs don’t work anymore and he is a complete liability. Rather have 10 men , at least then you don’t get loured into a false sense of that the job he has been given is actually being done
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    2023/24 Sean Dyche

    Playing long but not strong … I’m assuming that would mean chipping long balls into the box rather than driving them out wide … Sean knows all the long ball tactics as he studies nothing else
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    2023/24 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

    You know what they say about people with big hands ……… They wear big gloves
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    Match Thread Everton v Burnley - Waffle, Match Report & MotM Poll

    I know, but you can’t rely on gk’s mistakes for our goals.
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    Match Thread Everton v Burnley - Waffle, Match Report & MotM Poll

    Why would you want to watch our “ highlights” from that game ?
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    Match Thread Everton v Burnley - Waffle, Match Report & MotM Poll

    Our last 3 goals have been the Bournemouth keeper dropping a howler Newcastle defender head locking young Burnley keeper kicking it into dom We literally cannot score or create goals ourselves
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