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Honestly I can't imagine how poorly constructed anything he would be in charge of would end up. He'd almost certainly hire his mates who have repeatedly shown they aren't up to it, over competent tradesmen.

The guy definitely isn't the worst of our problems, but it's been super weird seeing all the people over the last couple years acting like he's one of the best at his position in the league, or that it's some travesty that he's not getting picked for England. He's got some strengths and he is...

I didn't see the Gordon penalties until a few days after the fact, and honestly in both cases it really seemed like he was the one committing the fouls, in both cases obstructing the opponent making a move on the ball without even making the slightest attempt to play the ball.

The craziest part to me about the wages on this is that at least with Dele and Gomes, they were new signings that the club just got wrong in a way all clubs get some signings wrong, but Keane's was an extension after the whole world had seen how crap he was, and Doucoure was given an option year...

Seriously, this point is because Newcastle's worst player decided to put a player into a headlock for no reason whatsoever.

Yeah it's kind of weird to me how Dom's was supposedly nailed on, when Branthwaite pulled a guy's shirt then put his arms around him from behind and it was also not given.

Absolutely dire player who will settle into the championship within the next 3 years.

Remember when he took over, jumped at the opportunity to replace a settled defence to force Keane in the lineup, and immediately started giving away twice as many goals per game as Lampard did, until eventually he was pressured into playing Mina (who'd been available the entire time)?

You would literally get sacked from non-league for this run, even if your starting 11 all were unavailable for months on end.

TBF, we lost the XG today

Remember when Patterson chested in a ball he had a clear view of from four yards out? Or when he blasted it off a guy running straight at him while stood on the goal line? Or when he just stood still while attackers repeatedly ran by him? Or when he got sent off for two yellows in the first half...

This is exactly what you get when you prioritise banter over professionalism. Could have sacked him with no payout last week. Chose not to. Pure garbage.

Let's also remember the first goal was him nowhere near the crosser. Being totally fair, he was following manager's instructions on that one, but it's also something Patterson gets attacked for even when it doesn't result in goals. But Patterson can't take a joke, eh.

But Patterson is unreliable.

Seriously, if you have a manager who cannot win a league game for over three months and he assaults a player, then you do not absolutely take advantage of the ability to sack him with cause, that's beyond shocking club management.

Remember when he decided that instead of warming up with the rest of the team, he just sat on the ball for 10-15 minutes? Super weird how he always ends up towards the bottom of the table no matter who he plays for.

"He'll be fuming at the way they conceded that goal," says the commentator. Uh, he's the one who instructs the fullbacks to go nowhere near wingers about to put in crosses.

Great defending by Tarkowski on that goal, btw...

If that's Patterson at RB doing the exact same thing we have 8 pages added on to his thread in 30 seconds.

Wasn't that at a meal?