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  1. mistuhp

    Other Clubs Transfer Window 2025-2026.

    He may do well in the premier league, but one of the strangest narratives I've seen on here is people acting like his scoring less than a goal every two games in the championship and then scoring a ton in Portugal means it's an absolute certainly he'd have done well at Everton.
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    Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

    I can remember very clearly how much he loved blind alleys.
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    New Everton Owners: The Friedkin Group

    It's dead weird to me to see him taken even slightly seriously saying things like "We were waiting on wiring instructions" and acting like the rug was pulled out from under him when under no circumstances could he own the club at the time, as he still had a large proportion of shares in Palace...
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    2024/25 Jarrad Branthwaite

    Genuinely incredible that if he finishes his contract with us and leaves on a free, the entire financial outlay over all that time will be about 40 million. This lad is pretty much the best case scenario of any incoming transfer.
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    Transfer Rumour Kenny Tete

    It might just be me getting older, but man that entire genre of "the first person to announce a genuinely completed transfer" is just so inherently pointless and done by some of the most pathetic and obnoxious self-proclaimed journalists alive. Like if you have some kind of actual evidence that...
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    Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

    Yeah, the guy has made a career out of scoring just enough to be desirable to other clubs, never enough to be indispensable to his incumbent club, and he is probably a nice enough guy that when he leaves clubs, eventually they go, "You know, he wasn't that bad, and right now we have nothing up...
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    New Everton Owners: The Friedkin Group

    That was one of the weirdest narratives I have ever seen on here and on Everton twitter; people were posting stuff about how ridiculous it was that the Josimar people were "obsessed" with 777 and acting like the sources weren't legitimate. In reality it was obviously a massive story in world...
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    Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

    I get the impression that it's banned internationally, but if a federation still allows it, it can be done between multiple teams in the same country. Italy might also still do it.
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    2024/25 Harrison Armstrong

    This is pretty much it. Passing accuracy on its own is almost entirely useless as a statistic. I don't know if anybody has actually taken this into account in models on any public-facing passing stats on fotmob/whoscored/whatever, but generally speaking the highest passing accuracy numbers are...
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    2024/25 Iliman Ndiaye

    So the guy looked pretty much unstoppable galloping down the touch line, but.... He got back to block crosses! 2/3 tackles 3 fouls drawn, 0 fouls committed 3 interceptions 9/10 ground duels! It's like this player was made for this club.
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    2024/25 Charly Alcaraz

    This gets at something that's pretty big for me: if both Beto and Charly are starting in the middle, it's going to give the opposing center halves nightmares. Both are just constantly running at you - with or without the ball - and if they're not running by you, they're both apt to make you feel...
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    2024/25 Charly Alcaraz

    Hopefully Moyes now sees him in that role and Ndiaye in Pienaar's going into next year. Be nice to sign some better players and all, but if it's clicked for the gaffer that these (including Beto) can do a job, it means the new signings have to properly earn their spots, which is the best...
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    2024/25 David Moyes

    Took over an absolute disaster, lost multiple players to injury, and still ended up with 48 points after only having 17 when he took over.
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    2024/25 Jordan Pickford

    Genuinely believe that was the best game he's played in his career.
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    Match Thread Newcastle 0-1 Everton, Sun, 25 May, 16.00

    Good thing that EVE is on the score bug because otherwise nobody would know who the blue team is.
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    Match Thread Newcastle 0-1 Everton, Sun, 25 May, 16.00

    Referee's orders are clear today
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    2024/25 Charly Alcaraz

    Seriously, at this point what more do the doubters want?
  18. mistuhp

    New Everton Owners: The Friedkin Group

    I was actually a little disappointed at the supporters in the ground dusting off so many greatest hits without one last collective booing for old times sake.
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    Match Thread Everton 2-0 Southampton. Sun May 18th. 12 pm

    Pathetic effort by DCL.
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    2024/25 Abdoulaye Doucoure

    Last game at Goodison: 1 tackle 1 interception 3 times dispossessed 1 missed big chance 3/10 on duels Seriously what an atrocious effort.
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