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Would take a draw but we can obviously definitely win this. A win guarantees safety if Luton don't win away against Wolves.

Deffo extend for a year, and get rid of Doucoure and that absolutely ridiculous salary. Doucoure, Gomes Alli, Keane get gone and save about £400k a week. Wage bill deceased unbelievably.

Now let's go and give Brentford a good old fashioned, passionate ass-whooping in Sat'day to put the seal on an absolutely spiffing week of football. FC Everton 4 Brentford 0

+£15m to his valuation last night.

One wonders why the players weren't capable of even half that level of level between December and April. They were superb last night - thankfully coming good when it's most needed.

A Merseyside Derby without a single booking for an Everton player? Astounding!

23% possession 😂 That'll ding dang do for me though. 🙌

1000% worth staying up until 4am for and they tasted absolutely wonderfully. I ain't going to bed yet.

The Premier League tried to relegate us but we said NO.

DON'T YOU DARE REMOVE THAT TRACKSUIT.

I do believe we are both virtually guaranteeing safety and killing off their title challenge once and for all.

MOM by a mile barring a late Liverpool hat trick is Gana.

Jack Harrison is after a permanent deal here.

GOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL

We might as well not have a right back here - unreal to watch. No other options so I don't blame Dyche, but the state of Godfrey haha.

I'm foreseeing the referee bottling sending off van Dyke this half somehow.

Danjuma and put McNeil left back!

Get some Thai Red Bull down them and they'll be running an night. Has the equivalent of 64 cups of coffee.

Heard he's having them administered via suppository for instant results.

One of the best, most effective 45 minutes of the season, although they obviously should have slotted about two of their efforts. Great saves by Pickford. Branthwaite, Tarkowski and Gueye absolutely fantastic here, and special mentions for Myko, Godfrey and Harrison too. Would like to see us...