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  1. chrismpw

    Oh what a beautiful morning...

    Opens up a desirable GOT name "Sean Dyche's trakkie" (c)
  2. chrismpw

    Oh what a beautiful morning...

    At the hozzy portacabin now. Just had to endure the coldest toilet seat known to mam.
  3. chrismpw

    Oh what a beautiful morning...

    Sings he not bound to a bog.
  4. chrismpw

    2023/24 Michael Keane

    He caused chaos though ... it was terrific to watch - when football was a proper entertainment and sport, not a series of business decisions and statistics.
  5. chrismpw

    Jesus Christ, That's....

    Is that why we had semicircles behind the goals then? I'd assumed it was some elegant design flourish - turns out it was yob inspired.
  6. chrismpw

    " Looking Forward"

    I think they already do shooting practice. Sadly the resources fella at Finch Farm ordered rugby posts by mistake.
  7. chrismpw

    Match Thread Everton v Nottingham Forest - Pre-Match Chat, Match Report & MotM Poll

    Ah ... another points deduction for us incoming.
  8. chrismpw

    New Everton Stadium Discussion

    You're arguing with a rude lad who lives on here to wind people up/argue fella. Keep supporting.
  9. chrismpw

    Have the blues ever brought you to tears?

    Tears of joy every time we won silverware or avoided last gasp relegation. I don't cry at defeat ... there isn't enough saline in my body for that. Plus it's only a game and nothing I have control over, so why lament too much? I just sit with the 100 yard stare for a few days.
  10. chrismpw

    Farhad Moshiri

    For crying out loud, don't bring kitchens into this.
  11. chrismpw

    Please sign it Boys and Girls.

    Can we plum his house too?
  12. chrismpw

    Chat GPT best ever Everton team

    Sheedy all day every day over Pienaar. I'd shoehorn Reid into that midfield somewhere ... but maybe with Ball there he's not needed so much.
  13. chrismpw

    Happy birthday Joe Royle - my hero -

    Slightly before my time ... but I know what he means to Everton. A tremendously happy cake day to the lad.
  14. chrismpw

    First Everton player to play for the blues younger than myself

    Oh and John Ebbrell I think.
  15. chrismpw

    First Everton player to play for the blues younger than myself

    I don't think it was a slur about how interesting the thread is .... just a comment about how the answers could be used with maiden names, dates of birth, place names, pets etc as bank security questions.
  16. chrismpw

    6 + 2 Point Deductions

    Stinks of retrospective diving suspensions this. Were we the only club punished in an era where rs players did it 5 or 6 times a match?
  17. chrismpw

    Match Thread Newcastle United v Everton - Waffle, Match Report, MotM Poll & more waffle

    Do you mean we'll win the league next year? I'll take that.
  18. chrismpw

    6 + 2 Point Deductions

    Not sure if already posted, but this sheds a little light on the chaos of the prem's "thinking"...
  19. chrismpw

    The worst of times?

    More briefly - yes. In a way the demise of Everton, if it happens, hurts less as its a means I can just bin football in its entirety. I've hated everything about the game starting back 10-15 years ago.
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