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Nobody expected yesterdays sales to be spent on players did they? You sweet summer children.

If you were smart, you wouldn’t have been expecting any incomings today. Avoiding the pissy pant meltdowns at 11pm. Just saying.

Not nearly as angsty in here as I expected. Where’s your deadline day spirit ffs? I wanna see some BANS.

Probably to keep all the lunatics in one place.

They do, in fact, spin their feet.

Fact of the day: Reptiles do NOT have sweat glands.

Far less likely now that they’ve just let a winger go.

Not sport witness.

Wouldn’t mind either him or Gnonto tbf. We’ve got 2 industrious wingers now with McNessi and Harrison, but we desperately need someone with a bit of explosiveness about them. The prices are concerning, but the market’s what it is.

It has happened before. On like every deadline day.

It’ll be someone proper grim as well. But we’ll all hang our hopes on it by 10.50 because it looks like it’s our last option. Then there’ll be carnage after 11 when we don’t get anyone in. Hopefully a few get banned.

How many in’s today NNA?

Don’t worry everyone, I’ve handed myself in to the police.

Infuriated me seeing him glide past players with his dancing shoes and then blast the ball 5 yards like he was wearing steel toe caps.

Marco Silva has spent a combined £50m on Alex Iwobi.

You’re the one that I Gnont You are the one I Gnont Ooo oo ooo

What’s the reported fee?

He’s just a poor man’s Marvelous Nakamba

I’ve Sissoko’d it. (he was the one who jibbed us for spurs on deadline day after we flew him in wasn’t he?