£40m Bid Made For Sigurdsson

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Would be nice to have him on the subs bench on Saturday. I'd love to know what the club think they've gained by haggling over a couple of million for the past month. I can see Bill sitting smugly thinking he's saved 200 grand but it's hurting the club. We need a striker and we've instead wasted a month on a less essential player, albeit a very good player in his own right.

C'mon Tim, you have no idea what's involved in these negotiations, all this Bill saving £50 is boring. Nobody has any idea what's been going on behind the scenes, we've got our 4 main targets in, plus loads for the development group.

We've done really well, let it play out
 

Would be nice to have him on the subs bench on Saturday. I'd love to know what the club think they've gained by haggling over a couple of million for the past month. I can see Bill sitting smugly thinking he's saved 200 grand but it's hurting the club. We need a striker and we've instead wasted a month on a less essential player, albeit a very good player in his own right.

What's more concerning is we clearly aren't moving on to other targets until this is done. We are missing half a squad and the Premier League starts in t-minus 100 hours.
 
Would be nice to have him on the subs bench on Saturday. I'd love to know what the club think they've gained by haggling over a couple of million for the past month. I can see Bill sitting smugly thinking he's saved 200 grand but it's hurting the club. We need a striker and we've instead wasted a month on a less essential player, albeit a very good player in his own right.

I bet you wear blue Bill jammies every night
 

TELL YER WHAT LADS I WOULDNT MIND A GO ON THAT IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING HAHAHAHAHAHA IVE GOT SOMETHING THAT COULD GIVE YOU A BIT OF BOUNCE LUV HAHAHAHA. I WOULD HONESTLY SUCK FARTS OUT OF HER BELLY BUTTON JUST SO I COULD SNIFF A PAIR OF KICKERS SHE HASNT EVEN WORN YET KINELL LAD ID GET LOCKED UP FOR THE THINGS ID DO TO HER HAHAHAHA I WOULD YANO.
Like these?
 
Dear Deidre,

The football team I follow are thinking of buying a footballer from Iceland, but I have really have concerns over it and it is causing me sleepless nights amongst other issues.

First of all, he is 27 years old and will be 28 in September. This is causing me great distress, as what if they cannot get money back on him in 4 years time? I realise it is not my money, but that is something I just cannot seem to shake off and it is keeping me awake at nights.

I am a quivering mess with it all and it is leading me to make brash, unfounded and sometimes over aggressive remarks, especially when I am over tired and grumpy from blurting pap on my keyboard all day. it is also causing erectile dysfunction, but I know a bloke down the pub who can help with that.

Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

Your hopefully
ANON - AKA Roberto's army from Merseyside.
 
And if he doesn't we are left with a massive irrecoverable £50M hole in finances with nothing to show for it.

Not that simple mate. There are a million other factors that could see that £50m made up.

Just one for example, a new young player comes through and Real Madrid sign him for £89m. Not as far fetched as it sounds.

Or Funes Mori gets sold for £90m.
 
My ma's on holiday with my sister in Melbourne at the present. She's quite elderly (85), but still has a huge zest for life in her. She's discovered Whatsapp, and every 10 minutes my phone pings with one of her incoming messages telling me what's she's doing, sending photos etc...quite cute really.
My arl fella's 78 and only recently stopped typing text messages like they were a telex (stop)

I just got him a macbook and it's completely foxed him
 

Dear Deidre,

The football team I follow are thinking of buying a footballer from Iceland, but I have really have concerns over it and it is causing me sleepless nights amongst other issues.

First of all, he is 27 years old and will be 28 in September. This is causing me great distress, as what if they cannot get money back on him in 4 years time? I realise it is not my money, but that is something I just cannot seem to shake off and it is keeping me awake at nights.

I am a quivering mess with it all and it is leading me to make brash, unfounded and sometimes over aggressive remarks, especially when I am over tired and grumpy from blurting pap on my keyboard all day. it is also causing erectile dysfunction, but I know a bloke down the pub who can help with that.

Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

Your hopefully
ANON - AKA Roberto's army from Merseyside.

Hahaha
 
Not that simple mate. There are a million other factors that could see that £50m made up.

Just one for example, a new young player comes through and Real Madrid sign him for £89m. Not as far fetched as it sounds.

Or Funes Mori gets sold for £90m.

Maybe James McCarthy for 20m and Ross Barkley for 30m? The crazy, zany world of football transfers eh!
 
@Thomasc : a supplement of the amino acid Argenine is de rigueur if the transfer window's causing erectile dysfunction...or anything else for that matter. It's vasodilatory facilitations are scientifically proven.
 

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