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[Goat]

Ive just broke the news to my g/f that there is a possibilty that instead of going to a wedding in bonny Scotland, there is a small chance that instead i will be going to a togger match down south. She took it well, then she suggested that we could spend a night or 2 in a hotel down there!!

Doesnt sound like a bad idea to me, so i get a dirty weekend and a wonderful little trip out, never has so much rested on a football match!!

COYFB!!

 

[chicoazul]

Your bird's sound, mine would have fumed.

And managed to get a pair of shoes and/or a handbag out of guilt.


Bum her.

 

[Goat]

She hates the girl whos wedding it is.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Mine fancied going to Wembley. She was put firmly in her place.

No chance I would have a girl* taking the seat a real fan could have.






*Nottingham Forest fan

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

mines goin' to Dublin, in exchange i get 3 wembley trips if they come off, i'll prob go dublin as well.

 

[chicoazul]

Bum her then.

Your bird, not the girl.


Or even the girl in fairness.

 

[Goat]

Mine fancied going to Wembley. She was put firmly in her place.

No chance I would have a girl* taking the seat a real fan could have.






*Nottingham Forest fan

No way on gods earth is she going the game, shes aware of this, she said "I will just have a walk around", i said "Its LONDON, you dont walk around"! So she is gonna stay at the hotel bar getting hammered, then im gonna come back and smash her like shes never been smashed.

Sex and football, theres nothing better. NOTHING. Not even pasties.........

 

[chicoazul]

I wont see mine for more than a month from a couple of weeks time.

BINGO BONGO BANGO.

 

[Goat]

Redtube is quite good.

 

[chicoazul]

I prefer the real thing.

Girls may* be kissed.

 

[Cal]

Yer, shes decent her.

 

[HalewoodBlue_ver.2.0]

Ive just broke the news to my g/f that there is a possibilty that instead of going to a wedding in bonny Scotland, there is a small chance that instead i will be going to a togger match down south. She took it well, then she suggested that we could spend a night or 2 in a hotel down there!!

Doesnt sound like a bad idea to me, so i get a dirty weekend and a wonderful little trip out, never has so much rested on a football match!!

COYFB!!

You have a g/f? Well thats the bets lost then. Toccy you owe me a fiver, i told you he was straight!