18th last night...

[Welton Toffee]

Well, the theme was a 'Hawiian Beach Party' with karaoke

Me and the lads gave 3 Lions a bash, I'm the one on the right standing as far away from the mic as possible

 

[Dylan]

I only see one Lei in that pic. Didn't you check Tesco's to see if they had any fresh ones?

 

[Welton Toffee]

We were told that we'd all be given one once we got there, but alas, the person whose party it was hadn't got his arse into gear and ordered them in time. I had plenty of hippy beads on though

 

[chicoazul]

pulls up a chair*

So Welts, tell me. Your fingers: Thems dry?

 

[Welton Toffee]

pulls up a chair*

So Welts, tell me. Your fingers: Thems dry?

W

T

F

?

 

[chicoazul]

18th birthday parties evoke memories of available booze, experimental types and filthy high jinks.

You must have, tell me.

 

[Welton Toffee]

I tend to stay away from the juice. I can't drink beer. I'll have the occasional Magners, but practically anything else is a 'girl's drink' and so inevitably induces endless abuse for the whole night.

There were plenty of drunkards though, the karaoke got progressively worse as the night went on. And seeing as it kicked off with two of my mate's 'singing' Bowies' Let's Dance, it didn't exactly start at a very high standard.

I'm sure you'll be gutted to hear though that there was no filth to report chico

 

[chicoazul]

When it does, Im you man to share with.

taps ear*

 

[Neiler]

Happy Bday mate, hope your mouths not like the bottom of a budgie cage!

 

[Welton Toffee]

It wasn't my 18th Neiler, we have to wait til June for that

 

[Cal]

18th's, just get bladdered.

i got a 18th next saturday and im defo gettinb hammered.

im having my 18th in crete with mates, so that should be eventful

 

[Welton Toffee]

We have a 'Nu Rave' 18th on Saturday.

In the immortal words of Noel Gallagher....."New rave?! More like new [Poor language removed] bollocks"

 

[Neiler]

Its scary lads, first your going to eighteenth's every sat, then its 21st's, then weddings's i guess its christning next!

I recomend a toga party for 18th mate, loads of fun at about 2:30 when eveyones a bit squiffy!

 

[a2b chris]

Its scary lads, first your going to eighteenth's every sat, then its 21st's, then weddings's i guess its christning next!

I recomend a toga party for 18th mate, loads of fun at about 2:30 when eveyones a bit squiffy!

wait till its a funereral every other week, then you know your getting old!

 

[Gazdalf]

18th birthdays that don't finish with antibiotics and a morning after pill are not usually worth boasting about. My mum says that is how I was conceived anyway. Maybe she was just getting her own back for my adolescence ruining her peace.