2024/25 Relegation Thread

[Jamiednm]

There is no escape this time.

Instead of sullying the once good name of Everton with relegation, I’d hope whoever owns us in December sacks all the players and staff, and melts Goodison Park down, compacts it in to a cube and ships it off to be stored in a crate in a huge, anonymous warehouse somewhere in the jungles of Latin America.

Don’t fulfil any remaining fixtures, just cease all trading and activity completely and release a brief statement saying Everton doesn’t exist any more. Therefore, no relegation and no further suffering and we can all move on with our lives.

Fast forward a billion years, and a crazy, mad-weird future civilisation unearths the cube-in-a-crate, which has been allowed to fester in negativity for countless millennia, inadvertently unleashing a plague of misery and voodoo on their great, utopian society.

 

[I can't even]

Paddy Power have already paid out

Seen that. Obviously paying people out as a marketing stunt. Worth the money for the headlines.

Imagine been taking to the cleaners losing everything to paddy power then you see they throw away money to people for a stunt.

 

[MACCA75]

Thankful the three promoted team so far look woeful. As do Palace. Forrest have some points but have played two favourable fixtures.

Next week will be the key. Nothing but a win.

Palace will be fine and haven’t looked woeful tbh.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Seen that. Obviously paying people out as a marketing stunt. Worth the money for the headlines.

Imagine been taking to the cleaners losing everything to paddy power then you see they throw away money to people for a stunt.

Bunch of oily crooks.

 

[The Binman]

Palace will be fine and haven’t looked woeful tbh.

Palace will be like us last season, grinding the results. Which we seem to be struggling with at the moment

 

[Macker07]

There is no escape this time.

Instead of sullying the once good name of Everton with relegation, I’d hope whoever owns us in December sacks all the players and staff, and melts Goodison Park down, compacts it in to a cube and ships it off to be stored in a crate in a huge, anonymous warehouse somewhere in the jungles of Latin America.

Don’t fulfil any remaining fixtures, just cease all trading and activity completely and release a brief statement saying Everton doesn’t exist any more. Therefore, no relegation and no further suffering and we can all move on with our lives.

Fast forward a billion years, and a crazy, mad-weird future civilisation unearths the cube-in-a-crate, which has been allowed to fester in negativity for countless millennia, inadvertently unleashing a plague of misery and voodoo on their great, utopian society.

You been to Wales looking for mushrooms? Any spare?

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

 

[kiss the crest]

There is no escape this time.

Instead of sullying the once good name of Everton with relegation, I’d hope whoever owns us in December sacks all the players and staff, and melts Goodison Park down, compacts it in to a cube and ships it off to be stored in a crate in a huge, anonymous warehouse somewhere in the jungles of Latin America.

Don’t fulfil any remaining fixtures, just cease all trading and activity completely and release a brief statement saying Everton doesn’t exist any more. Therefore, no relegation and no further suffering and we can all move on with our lives.

Fast forward a billion years, and a crazy, mad-weird future civilisation unearths the cube-in-a-crate, which has been allowed to fester in negativity for countless millennia, inadvertently unleashing a plague of misery and voodoo on their great, utopian society.

Sounds like Jumanji

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Pull yourselves together

 

[Ebrell22]

We are dead. No half decent defence this season to save us

 

[Big_Duncs_Fod]

There is no escape this time.

Instead of sullying the once good name of Everton with relegation, I’d hope whoever owns us in December sacks all the players and staff, and melts Goodison Park down, compacts it in to a cube and ships it off to be stored in a crate in a huge, anonymous warehouse somewhere in the jungles of Latin America.

Don’t fulfil any remaining fixtures, just cease all trading and activity completely and release a brief statement saying Everton doesn’t exist any more. Therefore, no relegation and no further suffering and we can all move on with our lives.

Fast forward a billion years, and a crazy, mad-weird future civilisation unearths the cube-in-a-crate, which has been allowed to fester in negativity for countless millennia, inadvertently unleashing a plague of misery and voodoo on their great, utopian society.

Instead of pinhead coming for you its crackhead from the Brick.

 

[gonetomorrow]

I wish we were Fulham.

 

[Kirkles]

There's at least 5 worse squads than us in the league so we won't go down .

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Palace will be fine and haven’t looked woeful tbh.

Palace will be like us last season, grinding the results. Which we seem to be struggling with at the moment

Seen a few Palace fans really quite concerned after their first two games. Many suggesting that they're looking too light as things stand.

I reckon they'll be alright personally, probably dip back into the market in the coming week as well. Thoughts @Alan Whittle ?

 

[davek]

We are dead. No half decent defence this season to save us

Easily remedied if Branthwaite stays and Dixon beds in:

Dixon Branthers Tarks Mykolenko

(subs: Young/Coleman/Holgate/O'Brien/Keane)