4 Boss Things That Happened To You, 1 Gash Thing (Last 7 Days)

[EFCNIK]

Get all over them pal. Sensational.



I shall be departing now for some things I have do good sir. I bid thee farewell.

I was jesting I was jesting ffs! x

 

[bluejock]

Well done Nik, you've scared him off into the undergrowth

 

[EFCNIK]

*pictures tearful cookie monster scuttling off into undergrowth and spits all over computer screen*

FFS!

 

[Azzurri]

Boss:

1. Got the best blow job ever

2. Free pints all day Saturday at a five a side tournament

3. Watched Good Will Hunting. Boss.

4. Just won 2-1 with a goal in the last 30 seconds

Gash:

1. Number 1 on the boss list led to my couch being absolutely coated in jizz which I had to clean up using bog roll.

 

[EFCNIK]

Boss:

1. Got the best blow job ever

2. Free pints all day Saturday at a five a side tournament

3. Watched Good Will Hunting. Boss.

4. Just won 2-1 with a goal in the last 30 seconds

Gash:

1. Number 1 on the boss list led to my couch being absolutely coated in jizz which I had to clean up using bog roll.

What an inconsiderate bitch. I hate girls that are like 'dont jizz in my mouth'. FFS when we go down on you lot we get a constant flow, you only have to deal with it for a few seconds.

 

[Fensta]

nothing good ever happens for me. i'm a creep, i'm a weirdo, what the hell am i doing here..... i don't belong here

 

[Bungle]

What an inconsiderate bitch. I hate girls that are like 'dont jizz in my mouth'. FFS when we go down on you lot we get a constant flow, you only have to deal with it for a few seconds.

I think that was pi$$ mate, she was pi$$ing herself at your attempt to get her off

 

[EFCNIK]

I think that was pi$$ mate, she was pi$$ing herself at your attempt to get her off

Nah it's just that yer mar's into watersports so I let her.

 

[Bungle]

Nah it's just that yer mar's into watersports so I let her.

It's a bladder problem alright mate, dont take the pi$$

 

[EFCNIK]

It's a bladder problem alright mate, dont take the pi$$

I will take it, I will take it all day.

 

[Kurt.]

Ha Ha... Nik you need a name change lad to NikLFC........... outraged at everything yet ashamed of nothing ha ha

 

[Deloodid]

Ha Ha... Nik you need a name change lad to NikLFC........... outraged at everything yet ashamed of nothing ha ha

How NIK hasnt been kitted recently is beyond me, ive seen people do less and sporting a red stripe

 

[ijjysmith]

How NIK hasnt been kitted recently is beyond me, ive seen people do less and sporting a red stripe

Cos he's nik, the lovable tyke of The WoolPack who gets away with it cos he's a cheeky chap











With a foof on his head








And he's been banned loads of times.

 

[Kurt.]

He's a double O

 

[EFCNIK]

How NIK hasnt been kitted recently is beyond me, ive seen people do less and sporting a red stripe

PAH DIS GUY TRYNA RUN DER SHOW GEN?!