Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
I've actually had job interviews where I've come a close second despite going full Ben Swain on Paxman in The Thick of It.
This man came fourth..... though I guess it helps being shoehorned in by the red cartel. Richard Scudamore always came across as a slimy git tbh, but he's Solomon the Wise compared to this fupping clown.
No doubt in my mind that the level of referee match fixing has increased hugely since Masters came in. He’s a paid for chump by the ‘big clubs’ (to use his own terminology for how he sees teams in the league)