6 Steps to self happiness

[Bedfordblue]

Until the season start I’m here to help sensible fellow members of the GoT community avoid mental anguish.
This afternoon I have become a a born again GoT’er.
Follow my 6 steps programme to joy and happiness until the season restarts

1. Do not go in the Dele thread
2. Do not go in the Kit thread
3. Do not go in the Onana thread
4. Do not go in the Beto thread
5. Do not go in stadium thread if you fly a drone
7. Do not go in the the DCL thread.

Here ends the lesson.

Remember:
You were born not chosen.
Colossians 3:13 “Bear with each other and forgive one another if any of you has a grievance against someone. Forgive as the Lord forgave you.”
Ephesians 4: 31-32 “Get rid of all bitterness, rage and anger, brawling and slander, along with every form of malice.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Nice one, mate.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Should add following these steps does not guarantee happiness once the season does actually start

 

[Eggs]

…I find dark rum helps.

 

[Bedfordblue]

…I find dark rum helps.

Intravenous or sipped?

 

[JLW]

1. Stay away from GOT
2. Stay away from Goodison park
3. Stay away from BMD
4. Stay away from Everton FC
5. Stay away from Social media
6. Stay away from Kopites

Heaven! The above is Hell

 

[tonyhorne]

What's your advice about the Post Funny Suff and the Fit Birds threads? Asking for a friend ...

 

[Bedfordblue]

What's your advice about the Post Funny Suff and the Fit Birds threads? Asking for a friend ...

Fill your boots (or palm) respectively

 

[Kurt.]

Cash
Point
Then
To
The
Pub

 

[Kurt.]

Until the season start I’m here to help sensible fellow members of the GoT community avoid mental anguish.
This afternoon I have become a a born again GoT’er.
Follow my 6 steps programme to joy and happiness until the season restarts

1. Do not go in the Dele thread
2. Do not go in the Kit thread
3. Do not go in the Onana thread
4. Do not go in the Beto thread
5. Do not go in stadium thread if you fly a drone
7. Do not go in the the DCL thread.

Here ends the lesson.

Remember:
You were born not chosen.
Colossians 3:13 “Bear with each other and forgive one another if any of you has a grievance against someone. Forgive as the Lord forgave you.”
Ephesians 4: 31-32 “Get rid of all bitterness, rage and anger, brawling and slander, along with every form of malice.

Hate to be pedantic but why is step six numbered 7 ?

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Cash
Point
Then
To
The
Pub

 

[tonyhorne]

Hate to be pedantic but why is step six numbered 7 ?

Because there is no step 6.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Hate to be pedantic but why is step six numbered 7 ?

I failed to follow my own advice until it was too late

 

[Kurt.]

Because there is no step 6.

First rule about 6 club….

 

[tommye]

1. Swerve the Everton forum apart from the stadium thread.
2. Embrace the Ale House.
3. Ignore the bullshine merchants.
4. Mock everyone at every opportunity. Mercy is for the weak.
5. Use gifs wherever possible.
6. Smoke as much cannabis as possible whilst posting.
7. Tell Damo he's a bellend at every opportunity.