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This may have been on here before but I just don't give a [Poor language removed]
Police pull a guy in for driving erratically, the Officer says to the driver, sorry sir I'm obliged to breathalyse you because of the nature of your driving, please breath into this. the driver pulls out a card and on it is written
NHS.....................this man suffers from severe asthma and may die if he has to stretch his lungs, he must not be asked to blow into anything
The officer thinks for a second and says 'well then sir you'll have to come with me to the station for a blood test. The driver pulls out another card, on it is written
NHS......................this man is a hemophiliac and must never give blood as it could kill him
By this time the policeman is totally brassed off but then says 'well sir in that case we will still take you to the station and have a urine sample, yet again the driver produces a card, on it is written
This man is a Liverpool supporter, please don't take the piss
Police pull a guy in for driving erratically, the Officer says to the driver, sorry sir I'm obliged to breathalyse you because of the nature of your driving, please breath into this. the driver pulls out a card and on it is written
NHS.....................this man suffers from severe asthma and may die if he has to stretch his lungs, he must not be asked to blow into anything
The officer thinks for a second and says 'well then sir you'll have to come with me to the station for a blood test. The driver pulls out another card, on it is written
NHS......................this man is a hemophiliac and must never give blood as it could kill him
By this time the policeman is totally brassed off but then says 'well sir in that case we will still take you to the station and have a urine sample, yet again the driver produces a card, on it is written
This man is a Liverpool supporter, please don't take the piss
