Advice in the event of the unthinkable happening

[monty]

For all you young blues who are dreading the thought of the [Poor language removed] winning this simple trophy for the 6th time, especially those on Merseyside who could well get it in the neck from young vermin, some advice:

They will say 'Athens six times, Athens six times'

Reply, whoopee bloody do, how many Premiership titles have you won?

They will scream 'you're [Poor language removed], you're [Poor language removed]'

Reply, how many points did you take off us last season? How many goals did you score against our little club last term? They'll soon shut up.

Then go on the attack, something we do best when its them we're up against, for icing on the cake say 'a least we're the Peoples Club, British owned and managed, A C Milan are more European than you.

Remember lads we have the lead in our pencil, they're still writing in sand. In bad times such as them winning, attack is the best defence, never let the bastards grind you down, just remember this............."WE ARE EVERTON"

Hopefully they will lose at which point all of the above plus 'you bunch of overrated tossers couldn't beat that lot,' they would find it difficult to respond to that because of their Prem performances against us.

No matter what the outcome we can still enjoy bursting their bubble because deep down they hate not beating us, it hurts them no end, tossers This match is to be enjoyed either way, its their reputation on the line not ours


Any of you older blues with emergency advice for the youngsters

 

[GrandOldTeam]

I just go into hiding myself mate, used to it now, even have a food and water supply there.

 

[Neiler]

Integrity over Glory everytime.

We are Everton!

 

[Rob]

You know what, I really don't care what the red [Poor language removed] say or do.

If they win, so what? what has that got to do with MY club? [Poor language removed] all thats what, I couldn't care less who won that cup it aint got nowt to do with everton and therefore I don't care.

End of.

 

[Latch]

You know what, I really don't care what the red [Poor language removed] say or do.

If they win, so what? what has that got to do with MY club? [Poor language removed] all thats what, I couldn't care less who won that cup it aint got nowt to do with everton and therefore I don't care.

End of.

Well said Rob, my sentiments exactly.​

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[monty]

You know what, I really don't care what the red [Poor language removed] say or do.

If they win, so what? what has that got to do with MY club? [Poor language removed] all thats what, I couldn't care less who won that cup it aint got nowt to do with everton and therefore I don't care.

End of.

I would feel the exact same way sat in japan Rob, some of the kids will not only have in thrown down their necks from the media every five seconds but will have to put up with vermin in school or the neighbourhood. Sky, will you belive this, have interviewed the guy who drives the double decker bus on the lines that the bastards had won the thing already.

When they last won it in 2005 I was on holiday in Sicily with two families of rs. I watched the final in the company of screaming Italians and big headed vermin. At half time the Italians laughed at the reds who had long since removed their scarves and banners and of course I had mentioned one or two things about the style of play adopted by the Onion, my comments went down like lead ballooons. I was assured that the "Spanish [Poor language removed]" as he had suddenly become known, would be lynched when they got back to Liverpool. At this point I had a brainwave, yes it is possible, because I was becoming increasing pissed off with the Italians mistaking me for one of them (RS) and I wanted to show the rs what a real supporter would do in a crisis. My idea went like this, I said to the rs, the Onion must push SG forward and have him run the show, if he did that and they got an earlier goal they could go on and win it, the Italians laughed then cried, rs cried and then laughed but at the end you had one very smug faced Blue able to tell them all to go [Poor language removed] themselves. I can also confirm that the rs families have never mentioned footie to me again, cat with the cream or what! and that is a very true story

 

[Robert Jarvis]

Remember we are the founding football club on Merseyside, just ignore the RS.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Easier said than done fellas, its hard to ignore them when you live here

 

[Rob]

Of course it is, if they say anything you reply with -

"oh did ya? ahh, well done then."

Don't forget lads, one evertonian is worth twenty RS bastards, they want to get a raise out of you, just don't let them.

I haven't always lived in Japan monty, I lived in the NW half hour from Liverpool city centre and I had to "put up with it" as you put it, but I just never let it get to me.

A good one will be,

RS - WE WON THE CL, WHAT DID YOU WIN YOU BLUE NOSE [Poor language removed]?

US - You won the CL? didn't see it mate. congrats.

Behave like men, and show the little boys how a man acts.

 

[Bainsey]

At least i finish school tommorrow for good so won't hear to much of it lol.